Vodka Aunt

Izzy, they/them. I like IT and scary things. But also funny things. This is a good bio.

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hollywood was a mistake

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Announcement:

Please follow my other blog @nb-stingray

It’s gonna be the blog I post stuff on

[macalpeeney]

happy epilogue day

[moonlight-and-mantles]

And always had tea and snacks for Harry and his friends when they came to his hut. Even if they weren’t always good, he was always trying to take care of Harry.

[ghostingharudraws]

A S E X U A L // cake is better

The lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity 

Me: It’s fine if others don’t understand or know what my sexuality is, so long as they accept me for who I am.

Also me: WHATS UP MY MEME LOVING FUCKERS?! IT IS I, A FELLOW ASEXUAL SO MAKE WAY CUS AN ACE IS COMING THROUGH.

instagram ;; more asexual edits here

[proteusolm]

every time. every time I say I can’t stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. “It’s good. It’s sweet. You’ll like it,” they wail and wail. I make attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt to force the red orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. “It’s ok I guess,” I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.

[exhuastedpigeon]

All the Dex and Nursey sightings in 3-22. 

This isn’t a Tumblr glitch, there was no Dex or Nursey. 

[raccooncomic]

44. Pour Me Another

[popunklouis-deactivated20191229]

im white so if anything i post or reblog is stepping out of my place at any point let me know so i can make apologizes and delete it

[lgbtqiapsupportlove]

HAPPY ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK MY BBYS!

Is it dorky to be happy that the asexual awareness week is just a week after my bday? :’)

Anyway, I love all my ace brothers/sisters/siblings so much, I hope you guys have a wonderful week!

[no-discourse-onlywrites-archive]

Happy Ace Awareness week, ace followers!

Love, your bisexual sibling 💖

[pro-survivors]

Happy ace awareness week to all my lovely followers!

[lgbtqiapsupportlove]

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@elleoellie

[wellbutrinboy]

whom else here gay and craving physical affection can i get a yeehaw

[officialjiggly]

I’m…

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[fuliajulia]

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[geekstudio]

Happy Hallowe’en!

I have an awesome giveaway for you guys that will be running for the whole month! We have a bunch of amazing new artists contributing prizes this time so make sure you take a look at all of the stores below and support them on social media.

There will be two winners!

Prize Pack One:

Haunted Mansion Custom Sign - Quest Design Canada IG

Ghostbusters Vintage Poster - The Art Eye

Autumn Delight Stickers - Cosmic Cloak T TWTR WEB

Pikachu Pumpkin Necklace - Trinket Geek IG FB

Witch’s Circle Umbrella - Cassa Raptor Creations

Skeleton Hand Pendant - Chubby Bunny Studios IG

Spooky Aesthetic Enamel Pin - Fruit Bomb Co IG

Prize Pack Two:

Silent Hill Town Sign - Saturn Hex

Jack Skellington Quote Poster - OutNERDme

Demon Bomb Lip Balm - 42 Nerdtastic Place IG FB TWTR

Little Witch Acrylic Keychain - Happys Charms

Candy Corn Amigurumi - Doros Cute Crafts IG FB

Creepy Cute Skeleton Necklace - Vintage Loser IG T

Pumpkaboo Enamel Pin - Geek Studio IG

The Rules:

You must be following Geek Studio

Each reblog is an entry so you can reblog as many times as you want. Don’t spam though. That’s mean to your followers :) Likes count as well.

Likes count.

No giveaway only blogs!

Worldwide shipping so everyone can enter

The giveaway ends on Oct 31, 2017 @ 12 noon EST

Check the FAQ’s before asking questions :)

[wystarrya]

You usually can tell if someone was a Homestuck fanartist once just by the way they draw hair

[jakemorph]

explain

[trull-janan-deactivated20180211]

It’s all about this flip.

[jakemorph]

literally die

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[stephencolbertly]

It is comments like that one that landed this guy on the cover of “Holy Shit: That Is Not Remotely The Point” magazine.