Claire's Blanket Fort

Hi, I'm Claire (any pronouns). Real living human person with thoughts and stuff.

[hotterthancorium]

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Just got an energy drink ad that said word for word "Your body is a machine with 700 horses coursing through its veins" and while I hate advertisements this is something I can get behind

[harpoonsnotspoons]

I GOT THE AD AGAIN AND IT CHANGED TO 800. They're slowly adding horses to my bloodstream

[harpoonsnotspoons]

I'm gonna overdhorse

[junk-thunder]

standing at the edge of the mosh pit frantically reading the wikipedia page for "music"

[hotterthancorium]

eating pho at a restaurant frantically reading the wikipedia page for "soup"

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

[hotterthancorium]

Oh no, you’re hurt? Do you want me to kiss it better? With tongue?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[hotterthancorium]

in the pented gon. straight up “georging it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My W Bush

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[hotterthancorium]

God gives his toughest battles to his saddest wettest beasts

[sammjammin]

homestuck but its set in 2025 instead of 2009

edit: part 2

[hotterthancorium]

I am so become death that Robert Oppenheimer was became me

[hotterthancorium]

panic

[hotterthancorium]

at the disco

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[sonypraystation]

[imcoolwithonions]

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

[sonypraystation]

you think i do this shit cause it easy

[hotterthancorium]

hi i'm not sure if you're aware of this but that's literally what it originated as? like that's just what it is. hold on let me get the wikipedia page

the story i've heard is that it was invented by circuses sort of by accident. a lemonade vendor ran out of water, so they used the tub of water someone had washed their pink tights in. so, traditionally, pink lemonade is flavoured with pussy.

[thelostswede]

[blueartistic813]

TONIGHT

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

TONIGHT

[scretladyspider]

Tonight!!!

[mika-meowz]

TONIGHT!

[fandom]

TONIGHT!

[luxion912]

TONIGHT

[moniquill]

[hotterthancorium]

happy octooober firth everybody

[buzzingroyalty]

@davekatweek day 7: fluff

you didnt think he would leave his pony boy hanging did you

gn davekat nation

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