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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@hotterthancorium
WORLDS GREATEST MASUESE MESSEUSE MISUSE MASSUSMASSAGE THERAPIST
the ONLY in the Toranto area who FUCKING BITES YOU
I WILL MASSAGE ANYONE AND ANYTHING
This is not an ad for sex. Do not contact for non-massage reasons.
TENDERIZATION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK
Should I French Kiss with the sock puppet im making, before the Hot Glue dries on its lips, so I can experience wet hot yaoi hot glue spit string? For once?
Live in the moment
No. Hospital for burns on mouth
Hospital
controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement
NorthernIion_LP
I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”
Just got an energy drink ad that said word for word "Your body is a machine with 700 horses coursing through its veins" and while I hate advertisements this is something I can get behind
I GOT THE AD AGAIN AND IT CHANGED TO 800. They're slowly adding horses to my bloodstream
I'm gonna overdhorse
standing at the edge of the mosh pit frantically reading the wikipedia page for "music"
eating pho at a restaurant frantically reading the wikipedia page for "soup"
Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs
Oh no, you’re hurt? Do you want me to kiss it better? With tongue?
Wait, it got better.
He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.
It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton
got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it
in the pented gon. straight up “georging it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My W Bush
sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...
METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????
God gives his toughest battles to his saddest wettest beasts
homestuck but its set in 2025 instead of 2009
edit: part 2
