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i saw you want mitchie doodle requests? could you do max carrying richie like a potato sack? or the “after first kiss” meme where one of them is overthinking it and the other is just like “LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO” idk just ideas lol <3

I have actually got the other idea sketched out but sudden holiday has happened so I’ll properly get started on that when I’m back home at some point sunday. For the meantime. Have this. :))

(I wasn’t sure on the intended places so I went with my gut.)

lillazyboithings

Did this ship swallow me whole in the first few days I was in the NPMD fandom? Yes

Is this ship stuck rotating in my head? Also yes

I hate the chokehold that this ship has on me /j

Time to eat up Michie shippers

thecrabbybarista

These little musical fucks

metaphoricallyrose

Hatchetfield crossing!

lilacthebooklover

hatchetverse but paul accidentally becomes everyone's parental figure. lex & hannah's? sure, they deserve a good parent who'll look out for them. stephanie lauter? yeah, why not, her dad highkey sucks. richie? absolutely, could even make them be biologically related for the lols. he meets peter through ted, they're chill (potential for angst if ted disappears in this iteration of the multiverse). he's the guy alice goes to about all of her stresses and worries- the 'cool uncle'. he meets ruth at the coffee shop where he sees emma before they have a concrete relationship, ruth is very vocal about how she wishes she could have a partner too. he could be even max freaking jagerman's unofficial dad (he does not think max has to fight off "one lousy skele'un" to be worth something). he solves grace chasity's religious guilt with "yeah no sex is normal" and she views him as a source for all advice on the matter after that. paulkins but paul is a tired dad and emma doesn't find out he has like 50 kids until they've been dating a couple months and one of them randomly runs into his house. she introduces him to tim and he just rolls with it. it's another nephew, okay, neat. he's not great with kids but he finds himself with loads of them somehow anyway. then they all face off against sadistic eldritch gods and multiple cults together like a family. what more could you want?

daiwild

One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other

chatterghosts

doodled the Spankoffski bros 🫶

samglyph

I’m not immune to slasher comedy coming of age musicals. Apparently

genderqueer-miharu

Kinda gay for you to wear suspenders? Why are you wearing them? So that another man can pull you with them and kiss you?

ashdoescomics

pov: you’re max jagerman after “bully the bully” in nerdy prudes must die 🔪

this was SO fun to make and it took me 7 HOURS WHAT anyway do yourself a favor and watch some starkid >:) they never fail to make my next favorite musical!!