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Supporting obimaul but not as a ship... not exactly nemeses... a secret third, worse thing

[ID: animated series screenshot of Maul holding up Obi-Wan by the neck, overlaid with cropped tweet that says, "i fear only one person has truly ever understood me and i fucking hate the guy". /end ID]

penny-anna

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

penny-anna

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

the-legal-shipper

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

penny-anna

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

offonaherosjourney

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

nightblackowlbat

BruceWayneOfficial: yes, the rumors are true. Batman is my accountant.

failure-to-adult

No one notices that this one random guy from Central City with 10 followers keeps accidentally posting Flash Facts in between only tweeting about musicals and how awesome his wife is. Everyone following Barry Allen already knows he's The Flash.

The Flash's official Twitter account occasionally posts about musicals or how awesome local reporter Iris Allen is and all the Central City folks are like "Yep, that's our superhero; he's a Broadway geek who likes to give credit to the people."

Barry's Google search history includes "how many nanosecons does it take to update Twitter" because he moves faster than the app when realizing he posted to the wrong account.

computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

aheadacheandchickenwings

genderqueeradrien

marinette keeping a 5 hour energy and a macaron next to her bed every night the way firefighters keep their uniform ready to step into while they sleep in case she has a 3am akuma to deal with

generic-internet-name

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

generic-internet-name

you can't get out that way!

generic-internet-name

that's not very helpful.

generic-internet-name

maybe the open window will help.

generic-internet-name

try the open window instead.

the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

neonthebright

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

wackd-archive

did he just throw ygor out a window

hotvampireadjacent

boycowlecter

he's born again or sm happy easter

tearlessrain

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

tearlessrain

taking my stupid walks for my stupid mental health with my stupid hypervigilant brain horse

tearlessrain

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

fu-boss

Real life Road Runner

sahonithereadwolf

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

dancing-crow

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

cognitiveinequality

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

once my friend made a drink he called turpentine that tasted like every worst college night out rolled into one and felt like getting whacked in the head with a hammer, and I woke up in my own apartment with my phone wallet keys clothes and absolutely zero memory of the night before, and when I checked my watch I'd walked over 60k steps.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

60k steps in the middle of the night in heels for reasons entirely unknown to me. what was I doing. where did I go. where did I come from. cotton eye joe. or whatever.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

people are theorizing what happened so here's what I know:

the club we went to closed at 2am and 45kish steps were after 2am, meaning I wasn't still dancing at the club. we got there at 11:30pm. I don't know when we left.

none of us had any charges on our cards or venmos after getting into the club and none of us were missing cash

we all woke up with all our things and no injuries except some bruises (to be expected from a night out)

I woke up smelling like salt water which would make me think I'd ended up in the ocean(??) except my hair was still straight, none of my things were water damaged, and I was completely dry

from our camera rolls we know we were all together until around 4am, but not where we were because they're all too dark to see, which is fucking weird because we live in a city with tons of lights all night

I didn't wake my roommates up when coming home, managed to take out my contacts, cooked mac n cheese, and passed out on the living room floor

me and everyone else who'd been wearing heels had crazy blisters

my friend found a bunch of rocks in his pockets

two of my guy friends were wearing each other's shirts when they woke up (in their separate apartments)

we all got back to our apartments around 6am which we know for a fact because we all texted pictures of ourselves being home safe to the group chat, so being unbelievably hammered didn't stop us from having enough common sense to make sure we were all okay

if we'd been able to sherlock holmes together what happened it'd just be a funny night out but the fact we all have no fucking clue means we have conspiracy theories about it. and we don't let my friend make turpentine anymore.

crazyneutral

OP went dancing with the 12 dancing princesses pass it on

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

everyone go home this guy solved it

hometoursandotherstuff

gasteracanthacancriformis

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

gasteracanthacancriformis

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

sepdet

emeraldwhale

kleefkruid

professionalchaoticdumbass

squeeful

The British actor, who also appeared in Merlin and Little Britain, died of complications from pneumonia.

Shit.

teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care