[Image descriptions in order: a twitter thread by @StorySlug âSean Kellyâ which goes âOne of the big problems with âdark and grittyâ Batman movies is that the people writing them canât craft a mystery thatâs so complex only Batman can solve it, so Batmanâs âsuperpowerâ ends up being âthe ability to violate peopleâs Constitutional rights.â]
[Batman âgets resultsâ because he doesnât have to follow the rules that cops do, thus implying that cops would be so much more effective at their jobs if they didnât have to follow those rules.
âAnd the grittier the Batman movie is, the fewer powers heâs granted through his wealth. In a heightened reality Batman has supercomputers, ninja skills, fascinating nonlethal gadgets.
A gritty batman has all the same powers as a cop in riot armor with no legal restrictions.
"If Jim Gordon tied up a criminal and beat the shit out of him while screaming "Tell me where the girl is!â he would be subject to lawsuits, suspensions, etc.
Batmanâs only âsuperpowerâ in a gritty movie is that nobody can stop him from hurting people.]
[âThe Batman of the 80s and 90s had "wonderful toysâ that did set him apart from the police force, and they emphasized his battles against similarly heightened supervillains with ray guns and magic plants and exploding rubber ducks. Heâs not just putting muggers in wheelchairs.
âWhen Batman was first created, policing was very primitive, and the gulf between what the cops had - six-shooters and cars that didnât have seatbelts - and what Batman has was much greater, which made the necessity of Batman seem much greater.
"Nowadays though, when a GCPD officer calls in that the suspect is driving a "black⊠tank?â it gets a laugh, but why? Cops have tanks. Cops have lots of tanks. They have armor on-par with what a gritty Batman wears. They have shock guns and gas grenades and thermal imaging.â]
["Physically, cops nowadays have pretty much all the same capabilities as Batman does. The only thing that makes him different from them is that heâs gets to be *WORSE* than them.
"This is what makes Batman an advertisement for abusive policing, packed movie theatres cheering for brutal violations of our social contract and an implication that we could have thousands of Batmans if weâd just look the other way and let cops take care of things.
"And truly, Iâve got a lot of Angry Facebook Uncles who have said just that when talking about the protests in our cities these last several months, "If we all just looked the other way for a night the cops could take care of this once and for all.ââ]
["How does one address this?
Simple: make Joe Chill a cop.
"Itâs hardly beyond the scope of imagination that a crooked cop in an economically-blighted city could be committing crimes on the side. Our real history is full of cops committing domestic abuse, rape, murder.
"So make Joe Chill into Officer Joe Chill, ten-year veteran of the GCPD. He tries to rob the Waynes, things go sideways, and he guns them down.
Bruce identifies him at the station, the other cops cover for him, say Bruce is confused.â]
[âJoe Chill says that yes, it was his police sidearm used in the murder, but thatâs because his gun was stolen from him. You know how these animals in Gotham can be.
He gets two months paid leave as punishment for losing his sidearm.
"So instead of spending ten years learning how to fight against street crime and mob bosses, he spends ten years with his eyes firmly fixed on police corruption, the blue boyâs club that protects murderers.
"Bruce knows that when cops die, thatâs when cities crack down in new and horrifying ways, so heâs careful to never take a life. When he catches a cop beating his wife, or shaking down a store owner, or abusing a black man at a traffic stop, he leaves them tied up and dangling.â]
[âConservative pundits around Gotham would immediately label Batman a menace, and even as Batman starts using his computers and surveillance cameras to prove he was in the right, that these cops were dirty, people would still flock to defend the copâs bullshit version of events.
"Joe Chill, of course, is now the Commissioner. Untouchable, beloved by the public for a series of high-profile crackdowns on things like petty theft and homeless people sleeping on subway vents for warmth.
"Heâs sending in cops in riot armor to break up tent villages under overpasses, heâs arresting people who try to feed the homeless, heâs making the cops more and more militarized, and Gothamâs wealthy elite love him for it.â]
[âJim Gordon is explicitly called out in the story for being the coward he is. In most portrayals of his early career heâs seen as a lone good cop surrounded by corrupt ones, but Batman shames him for the things heâs allowed to happen right in front of him.
"Bruce Wayne, meanwhile, has returned to Gotham after a long absence and is upsetting the wealthy elite with the way he behaves. Heâs opened Wayne Manor to the indigent of Gotham City, the entire grounds are swarming with poor people.
He doesnât allow cops inside.
"The people have had enough, theyâre rising up in protest against the cops. And the cops are out for blood, riot shields at the ready, gas grenades prepared. Theyâve got beanbag rounds and tasers and batons.â]
[âBut the people of Gotham have Batman.
When the cops get ready to assault the peaceful protesters, thatâs when Batman drops out of the sky, neutralizing their "less-lethalâ armaments, taking them down before they can hurt anyone.
âBatman takes control of the satellites around Gotham, broadcasting live to the whole world with instant replay what each cop was trying to do before Batman intervened.
"Eventually, as happens sometimes, the tide of public opinion turns enough that some officers start getting disciplined, and when that happens furious cops start quitting the force in droves, closing down entire precincts in protest.
"Youâll be begging for us backâ they say.â]
Thatâs when Bruce Wayne steps in, using whatâs left of his money and privilege to fund new alternatives to policing in that part of Gotham. Showing a new way of doing things. Volunteers going door to door to help their neighbors.
"And each volunteer wears a bat pin on their chest.â
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