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rudy 23 butch dyke. enjoying the olympic peninsula.

[logarto]

rudy time

[kushblazer666]

[dogpuppy]

[neverwonderneverremember]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[toriel-2]

relapsed on boar hunting

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[giftofgabber]

when my pussy is acting up && need putting in its place I send out a missive for sperm rodeos

[giftofgabber]

Welcome to the sperm rodeo with sperm fighting events! Fan favorites like the wild turgid tadpole Ezekiel will be battling it out. Special tickets for sale that let you stomp non-violently on the micro critters as they lose their wild wriggler status!

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[killue]

i fucking love fb marketplace

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[strawberry-crocodile]

hello. my name red tailed hawk. there are my favorote things to do

stand on power line dead tree

get chased by small birds

thermals

[kosmogrl]

[houndag]

tomorrow i shall sit outside for my lunch break

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL