to lie at the centurion's feet

returned like a dog to its own vomit 27, he/him

[houndesca]

was ohwhatevers but was deactivated a few months and never given a reason why lol

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[captain-price-returns]

Soviet T-62s on exercise.

[princemick]

oh my god

[brexitfc]

Burnham needs to declare war on Argentina tomorrow as the first order of business, the one thing that can completely unite this country, I’ll be out painting roundabouts

[denyjesuschrist]

both teams are going to lose the world cup. they will be bombarded by swarms of locusts at the 80th minute. it has been foretold.

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

oh lamentations! oh woe is the lot of the fütböl players! oh here, 'pon the grass so green, the agonies and writhing of those so be-swarmed as to crush their persecutors in their thousands...yet ever the more do swarm! oh cruel fates! no hand toucheth ball...yet foul, most foul, would the ref cry were his mouth not filled with locusts!

...and, a brief sponsor break from Qatar Airways!

[scavengedluxury]

Sainsbury's green label tea packet, 1950s-60s. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[thyrell]

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

[radgepaquet]

YANK NONSENSE

[teenlobotomie]

xy magazine 2006

[hagiomoto]

I don't follow WC but this made me laugh

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[versains]

BUKAYO SAKA: Jude told me: go and get the hat-trick.

[houndesca]

it's coming home because a) football was first played in england b) it comes from a song about the experience of losing most of our matches 😭

[dzekdzek]

daily affirmations:

I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for

I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game

I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game

The score did not change because you looked at it funny

[frostedmagnolias]

Brown Wool Bathing Suit

c. 1900

Kerry Taylor Auctions

[llilychen]

wow i can’t believe that insane france vs england match was the last match of the world cup and we won’t have any more world cup matches for four years wow