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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[butchstrahd]

[godlikedyke]

this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists

[godlikedyke]

Grading and retries…?

[segamascott]

we've all been there

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[athenaefilia]

I give you pages from my sketchbooks in these very stressful times

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some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s

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i have tears in my eyes, the way tom's voice cracks, the commitment to that drumming, "the babes will go wild" the way everyone is struggling not to laugh

[housebelongbehindbars]

My mafia husband: Intelligent. Italian. Cunty leg cross. Smokes 1000 cigars a day and wears COLORFUL, CLASSY suit. Robert De Niro

Your mafia husband: 19 for some reason. Kills random ass people (jeopardizing the family!). Only wears ugly suit or ugly skin tight black turtleneck. Anime Boy

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Herbert limping into the house after the Massacre finding Dan curled up on the couch sobbing clutching Meg’s bloody sweater, sitting down silently next to him prying the clothing from his hands and discarding it, pulling Dan against him who immediately clings hard, wracked by full-body sobs, face buried against Herbert’s throat, clutching him instead of that damned sweater, Herbert wrapping his hands around him, hands stroking up and down his back and carding through his hair, and smiling.

[forecast0ctopus]

he’s not actually gonna do it he just likes holding the syringe. i think

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.​.​.​BECAUSE I’M YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR – Machine Girl (x)

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Awakening from my multi-month tumblr death to show everyone my shelf

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This is kind of like renaissance painting to me

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I feel like there should be more overlap between House MD and Columbo fans even though they're like the opposite of each other. Really smart guy solves mystery but one is extremely rude and direct and the other is falsely naïve and kind until he solves the mystery

[housebelongbehindbars]

Ugly messy Trap sketch For You I remember seeing that he was wearing friendship bracelets when I was watching the movie so the idea is that hes stretching on of them until it almost breaks lol. metaphr

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Read the first two chapters of dorian grey i’m sorry if this is the worst take ever but dorian reminded me so much of this stupid post

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came to me in a dream