serena

land of no religion

[thetrippytrip]

heteros explain this

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

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[justjames]

*Hits snooze on my alarm 8 times before actually getting up*

[bonghitscantquit]

[iits-all-about-lovee]

I could spend hours looking at you

[166616661666]

[criiller]

[uncasts]

[publicpreference]

Are you thinking about me tonight..

[y3rv4]

[chibistarlyte]

There’s about to be a battle up in here.

[violaslayvis]

2016 is just being petty at this point

[hallucination]

[thatgalpal]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[nevertrustamanwho]

Never trust a man who makes fun of fat women

[maxipaddy]