No offense but I'm flexing

ハラ…減っタ… //please read my ooc page before interacting!//

[houseoflings]

Candy corn is good.

You guys are just mean.

[tokenplz]

SAME ASS

[houseoflings]

Hewwoween.

[justbadpuns]

Hey, do you want some immortality? It’s got a lifetime warranty!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: They’re- They’re following us, Colonel! They’re following us!

Roy, fumbling for his car keys: Who?! Who’s following you?!

Al: The- The bugs.

Roy, dropping his keys: the BUGS?

[incorrectfmadialogue]

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ling doodles

[houseoflings]

on the one hand it'd be a shame to delete this blog, but on the other it just makes me feel bad bc a good chunk of the people I interacted with arent around anymore and most of my followers are inactive so (shrug emoji)

[pagongings-remade]

@ tall girls: open invitation to do this to me

[jumpingjacktrash]

shorty is having a religious experience

[cyberneticlagomorph]

@mothshadows

[uglyamerica-deactivated20211022]

this is the wlw equivalent of that twink staring at that bear.

[peppapigvevo]

[idaddy07]

[bayleafpaprika]

— Wu Mei Niang’s pink, yellow, and orange ensemble + the Prince of Wu, The Empress of China (武媚娘传奇)

[transfma03]

me nd my alchemist boyfriend

[yaosgreed]

Emissary From the East

Whoa I’m so lucky to meet such knowledgeable people! I’m Ling Yao nice to meet you!

[automaticmaiden]

GF: “He lifts up his hand and he just has a tattoo that says ‘Baby Slut.’”

[quepajaeltambler]

[obsidianandsand]

@houseoflings

[houseoflings]

She misses Ed, she misses Fu, she misses her dumbass homunculus, she misses her mom, she even misses Heinkel and Darius; she misses everyone, but it’s fine.

[wolveswithdoodles]

So I do think that Ling wants to be emperor, and wants to do right by his people, but I also think it’s a fate that was foisted upon him from a very young age, and he never had much choice in the matter. He probably had a very strained childhood.

(or maybe I just wanted to draw adorable baby Ling let’s be honest)

Also talkies weren’t really a thing until the 1920s, but this is a world in which a 200 year old artificially-created demon can ride shotgun in the body of a teenage boy, so I’m not too concerned with accuracy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯