idfk it's probably 2 a.m.

kas + she/they + 30 + dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs + and also + dogs

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

[friendshipismax]

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

[overfedvenison]

Nah man, humans are the coolest

It’s one thing to fight demons if you’re from a species that lives for hundreds of years, is tied to natural magic, and births the best archers on the planet. It’s another thing entirely to do the same when your species is known to be slightly-above-average at farming.

[creepsandcrawlers]

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

[wizardlyghost]

thats the 2019 mood

[vile-things]

[just-bears-here]

[lalalindu]

hyvä ja pyöreä….

[just-bears-here]

[bubbleberrih-deactivated2019080]

Pyöreä pikku karhu-pallo. Suloinen karvaturri. Pörröinen pallero. Todella hyvä karhu.

[just-bears-here]

[snowflakeeel]

me, a moderately healthy 20 year old who lifted some heavy items at work and has not eaten all day: wow my neck, chest, and back hurt. also i feel kinda nauseous and maybe slightly dizzy?

Google:

me:

[houseplantkillah]

monday morning i was like “wtf i NEVER go to the gym why do i feel like i did” answer: sunday evening i had to carry my 45 lb dog for a block due to the fact that he refuses to walk on slush with his dainty feet

[witchinghour]

WOMEN WHO LEVITATE: A HORROR PHENOMENON THE CRAFT (1996), THE BABADOOK (2014), HEREDITARY (2018), IT (2017), THE CONJURING (2013), JENNIFER’S BODY (2009), THE WITCH (2015), THE EXORCIST (1973)

“Female levitators are often maligned as ridiculous, dangerous characters, often by men. This is a very old trait, but was solidified and given shape by the influential Jesuit theologian Martin Delrio, who published ‘Magical Investigations’ in 1599 – 1600. His book popularized the idea that demon spirits could possess or inhabit a female human body. It also suggested how to identify and track them. For the witch-hunters and storytellers of early modern Europe, the levitating, flying witch was a figure of grotesque femininity.”  – From Witches To Victorian Mediums: The Abuse Of Levitating Women

[houseplantkillah]

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[houseplantkillah]

[catchymemes]

[undyingmovement-deactivated2019]

[andthenyourealizethat]

[shittycryptids]

a tiny kitten but with really buff legs (pet him or face the consequences)

[houseplantkillah]

The Kiidk'yaas, also known as the Golden Spruce, was a Sitka Spruce tree, Picea sitchensis 'Aurea', that grew on the banks of the Yakoun River in Haida Gwaii archipelago, British Columbia. It had a rare genetic mutation causing its needles to be golden in colour. Therefore, it is not a cryptid.

-  cryptid wiki entry “kiidk’yaas”

[protect-and-love-animals]

I Photograph The Adventures Of My Ginger Cat

My name is Cutlet (Kotleta) cat, and I am the red muse of the photographer Kristina Makeeva from Moscow.

I am almost 6 years old, 5.5 of which I have been working as an inspirer and professional model with my personal photographer in Moscow.

[newusernamepending]

Female, presenting nipples.

[arthistorianmindswirls]

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

[bats100]

Bat Fact #23

Bats will build you a professional website