Forever Steggy @houseravenclaw09 - Tumblr Blog

Dungeon Crawler Carl floors 1-3: TeeHee! This big buff guy has a cat named Princess Donut! Dungeons & Dragons! Action/Adventure! Raunchy gore!

Dungeon Crawler Carl floors 4-onward: "Comrades, synchronize your watches. Tonight is the night we light the sparks of the revolution. Tonight is the night we die for our freedom."

houseravenclaw09

#DCC

teathattast

#cat memes #cats #funny memes #memes #on my puter #oc #teathattast

visit-ba-sing-se

love how this whole “new people coming to tumblr now” situation has exactly the vibe of strange showing up in the saloon of an old western town and stepping on the creaking floorboard

visit-ba-sing-se

”Listen up, Stranger. Since you already stumbled in here, there is a few things you should know. First of all, this is a lawless land. There is no algorithm, and there are no ways to control which posts get traction. They do, or they don’t. Second, we do not do well with influencers here. You can try, but you won’t last long. They never do. Third, no one trusts a stranger who hides behind a default icon and only watches from afar. We have dealt with those before, and it did cost us. If you want to gain trust, talk to and support your fellas, and they will eventually return the favour. Finally, we like real fights in here. This is not a place of where you get unalived. This is a place where you die.”

catasters

#cat #animals #funny #pets #meow #cats #lol #cute #catasters

leonardbetts

THE X-FILES — Pilot ↳ Mulder and Scully first meet ★ March 6th, 1992

#the x files #the x-files #TV series

xiranjayzhao

A movie like one of those where a white dude finds himself in an Exotic Foreign Land TM and somehow, in an incredibly short amount of time, beats the locals at doing things they’ve been practicing for years - except it’s me who lands in revolutionary France and quickly learns to become a master orator of enlightenment philosophy while getting tangled up in a romance with an Exotic Local Woman:

Poster by justhannahrly!!

iamacommanderpotato

xiranjayzhao

LMAOOOOOO

#frev #robespierre #frev memes

virgo-dicks-deactivated20241026

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

helianthus-hellion

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

thepleasuregoblin

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"