Wowie!

Take a gander at the nonsense

[do-not-u-dare]

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

[do-not-u-dare]

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

[funeralfaerie]

I only exist on the internet

[perfect-puppy]

[capitaobarba79]

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[amygdalae]

How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

[ubuyo]

liking a character from a thing you don’t like

[nextchapter]

man imagine going 73 years thinking that blond bitch is going to come out any minute and expose your marriage built on lies only for your one-that-got-awaytionship from 50 years ago to return in leveled up gilf form and do it instead

[jaffre]

(direct link)

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[ryllen]

[charl0ttan]

is it good if this is the best praise you could have used for your movie commercial

[shrimpbackshin]

[starcatboy]

“Put that blond man in a situation!” Okayyy but what about my beautiful dark haired man. My beautiful dark haired woman, even.

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[omegaversereloaded]

Age regressing to 22

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[teaboot]

“Jesus Shaves”