Wowie!

Take a gander at the nonsense

[rhinco]

ughhhh the two guys i kidnapped and tied up together in my basement aren't even developing any sexual tension they're just crying and whimpering 🙄🙄🙄 fuck my stupid fujo life

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[dopecarmilla]

[beardedmrbean]

[allthingshozier]

[grasslandscolorado]

We live in a system that makes money off of your misery and ambivalence. It relies on people thinking that they are inherently bad for the planet and that the world is ending so why change? Why try? --This is untrue! We belong here, on this one beautiful green earth and we have to work together to protect it. You have the power to do more than you know. You have a role to play in your ecosystem!

[raccoonmilf]

The notion that humans are an invasive species is an ecofascist belief. We evolved just like every other animal, we are meant to be here just like they are. This is our home and we have a duty to care for it and change the environment for the better!

Every single person has the power to make a meaningful impact on the planet. I had the most fireflies in my town this summer simply because I have a large area where the grass is never cut.

Please do not give up because you think the planet is too far gone and it’s hopeless. It isn’t. Please fight.

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[ebogosian]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND in The Vampire Lestat • 1.07, The Failures

[romanceyourdemons]

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[sunsetbuddie]

eddie calls buck brother one time and then the ambulance that they were both just in explodes. buck calls eddie brother one time and then a christmas elf calls them gay. eddie says he's straight one time and then a gay priest is immediately like, sure jan how's denying yourself joy going for you? the universe does in fact scream i think.

[sunsetbuddie]

eddie calls buck brother in nashville and then buck gets kidnapped by serial killers and also the entire town assumes he and buck are husbands hello is anyone listening can anyone hear me

[kitdkat]

Buddie: No homo, bro

Universe: Face palms

[entrailer]

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

[mdq]

[naamahdarling]

There's something so uniquely joyful about a mare taking her new baby out for a run. I could watch them all day.

[hecho-a-mano]

THESE HORSES ARE SO DARK THEY ARE SO PRETTY

[from-aldebaran]

Let's be gorgeous with mama

[depsidase]

[monster-bugs]

They hated on her but she was onto something

[kayla-denker]

This is literally a point that Julia Serano makes in "Whipping Girl." She points to the fact that marginalized people have to understand the privileges and struggles that those who are held above them in society have, and their own marginalization, better than the people above them in the social heirachy do in order to survive.

Women generally understand the role that men and women play in patriarchy better than men generally do, and trans women in general understand the role that cis women, cis men, and ourselves play in cissexualarchy(? for lack of a better term) better than cis women and cis men generally do. Because we have to in order to survive this world. Cis people don't have to understand it at the level that we do, because its made for them.

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[lizdoart]

dream tiger,,,,,, she has bewitched me,,,,,,

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so excited to go on dog walks. that's my favourite part of dogs. they can go places with you, and be beside you. very awesome of them.

[pangur-and-grim]

I made this dog climb so many sheer ravine walls with me. and I would do the classic walking-across-a-creek-on-a-fallen-log thing while she sloshed through the water below and drank pollutants. those are some of my favourite memories

[pangur-and-grim]

and now!! I get to do it all over again, with one of these little fuckers! Bailey was a 90lb Leonberger, and these guys will max out at 14lbs, so not entirely the same experience. but close enough