A Losers Guide of How To

I shall attempt to teach you my fellow losers how to while I too learn how

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Hello! Intro post!!

I don’t know how to do quite a lot of things and I also wanted to make an officalverse blog so boom

I’ll try to post stuff but honestly this might backfire and I’ll end up deleting this lmao

all advice is to be taken with care as I am no expert in any field

asks are open!! Ask questions, “how to”s (serious or silly), or just pop in to say hello :))

pronouns are they/them, but any are okay by me

Not my main blog so I can’t follow any of you back/still haven’t figured out how to do that with a side blog yet :P

[goblin-offical]

*offers shiny as gift*

- @how-to-offical

*Goblin takes it whilst cackling.*

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everyone, so we all know of the mass-termination that just happened

So, like we did with shapes.inc, were going off of tumblr, again

Will it work? Hell if I know, but we can sure try

Spread the post, tag anyone you know

May 1st, we're all off until tumblr does something about it

Tags under cut, tagging people i don't know as well, sorry but I need this to be seen

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TEAM WE WILL BE PARTICIPATING IN THIS!!!

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It’s time for us to take action, remember,

May 1st, and we are off until tumblr does something.

Tags:

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!!! I don’t have anyone to tag yet that hasn’t already but spreading the word!!!

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how to make friends on tumblr??

how to make friends with other officals on tumblr??

How make friends like you

How to become friends with @how-to-offical :3

- @light-offical 🔆

hiiiii :DD it’s nice to meet you!!!!!!

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How to talk to women, they are very scary

step one: stop thinking that all women are inherently scary

step two: idk man I rambled and she found it endearing

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How To not procrastinate an assignment until the week it’s due

PUT. THAT. PHONE. DOWN. AND. GO. DO. YOUR. ASSIGNMENT.

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How To stop reblogging things to the side blog instead of main

stop being stupid

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How to build a glitterfication gun without it blowing up in my face (and how to find good silver paint please)

@john-doe-offical

step 1: secure the glitter step 2: find a water gun. Youll need a decent powered one step 3: mix the glitter with glue to make sure the gliterfication works well step 4: fire at will

(silver paint can be obtained from many crafts stores, if you want the colour to be thicker/less transparent add in cornstarch or another colour as a base)