I am not entirely too sure

"Taking apart legos is like giving a blowjob to someone you hate... Sometimes, you have to use your teeth."

[literallyaflame]

not to be a 1997-ass grandpa-zoomer but do you guys remember pieces of flair

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

THE CUTEST

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

this year i’m thankful for this fucking image

[doggosource]

he was a pizza boy 

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[gothhabiba]

I have an idea. it’s a little revolutionary and the world might not be ready for it but hear me out. a man & a woman meet. the man acts rude and arrogant and the woman dislikes him for it. and then the woman continues to dislike him throughout the entirety of the work of fiction in question and never falls in love with him and they never get married, not even a little bit. thank you for your time

[theconcealedweapon]

[xmagnet-o]

Yeah don’t do this.

[afronerdism]

Reblog if you have the mental illness and have never stormed the US Capitol in attempt to subvert democracy

[realistically-unrealistic]

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

[basil-witxh]

I just had flashbacks 

[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

* rubs my fingernail against the side of a jewel case *

[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

thats good stuff

[prguitarman]

vrriip vrriip

[bearded-shepherd]

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

[prole-log]

[blood-trip-god]

For those that dont do large numbers that says 6 TRILLION DOLLARS

[red-lipstick]

Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day    Drawings  (All perfectly valid reasons)

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

this has aged well

[coluring]

i love holding hands with cute boys

[coluring]