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[meangirlnurse]

you can’t. you can’t fucking title your angsty mpreg fanfiction “Loss” and then expect to be taken seriously. you just can’t 

[meangirlnurse]

[everythingfox]

Baby fox steals fish from fisherman (🔊)

[samantha-kirkland]

[kalessinsdaughter]

[dovewithscales]

This is always awesome.

[feathery-dreamer]

most effective method of theft - be so cute your victim just willingly gives their food away

[cisthoughtcrime]

[the-real-seebs]

this is a beautiful illustration of the point of my code-switching post, and honestly i've seen this before and it's probably part of why i made that post

[takineko]

@yellowcosmos

[puppygirllaika]

And in this wing over here we're testing out new fauxcest kinks, some of which may be released as early as the third quarter of this year. This room, for example, is uh... "overly protective mommy domme and cool aunt domme spitroast the subject while arguing about weather it was okay for aunt domme to let it watch an R rated movie." Results so far are promising, with an average of 22.3% of all newly exposed subjects gaining the kink within 10 minutes of exposure. If the results hold through large-scale testing it'll likely be released some time next year.

[puppygirllaika]

If you'd like to follow me now up to the 12th floor, we're nearly finished with development on a new kind of stuffie that is capable of safely absorbing large quantities of cum, up to two dozen average loads, and expelling it when washed in a typical home washing machine. This is expected to be a game-changer for the transfemme community, though we admittedly started with loftier goals in mind. Unfortunately, we just don't have the technology yet to produce a stuffie that you can impregnate, and which will grow and birth a new, smaller stuffie a month later. We're hoping that with advances in materials engineering and artificial genetics, we'll be able to crack that problem within the decade.

[puppygirllaika]

In the northwest corner of the third floor you'll find the object transformation department, office 319. It used to be considered a pretty easy job, there's just so many objects out there, they were releasing new kinks every few days. But honestly, they got a bit overeager, and now people have kinks for being turned into basically everything, and they're always scrambling to find stuff that's genuinely new. Last i heard they're testing a kink where the subject is turned into a roll of wallpaper, sold at a home improvement store, and installed in the home office of someone who likes to look at porn during work hours. From what i understand, the results have been rather mixed, but they borrowed money from the voyeurism fund for research and development, so one way or another, they'll have to make it work.

[jnsmine]

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

[jnsmine]

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

[charlesoberonn]

[cafeogato]

[rotisseries]

a lot of talk about eow zelda developing an abysmal crush on link via him saving her and then hearing about how great he is from literally every person ever which is so true but also if I was link I'd be obsessed with zelda so easy. break a royal princess out of a crystal and then the next time you see her she's fighting a monster. already im spending my time in the magic cell daydreaming about the pretty girl, but then the next time you see her after that she's breaking YOU out of a crystal and also oh look she brought all of your weapons?? she got your weapons back to you?????? and then you guys go fight the evil guy together and she's spawning monsters from hell????????? I'm blushing

[boringkate]

My only sport opinion is that men with high testosterone should be banned from men's sports.

And the definition of high should exclude most men.

I wanna see only the most frail and impotent femboys competing against eachother. Boys who can barely support their own weight.

[isuggestforcefem]

I have a suggestion of how to improve men’s sports.

[dianakko-week]

Dianakko Week 2024 is in just 2 weeks away!

Art credit goes to the amazing @vinzul

[girlballs-archive]

fuck you get worf'd

[sexygaywizard]

How the hell is my family so fucking big and I'm the only gay person. Some of y'all are lyingggg

[sexygaywizard]

to be fair my brother is definitely an egg but unfortunately sucks as a person and will never realize it

[isuggestforcefem]

I have a suggestion.

[countably-infinite-rats]

i wonder what it is, tumblr user isuggestforcefem

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[apokalypse-arisen]

[discount-walter-white]

How the fuck... just. Can't fucking get my mind around this series of events.

[pitchblackespresso]

So I had a vision

[killektric]

art dump

[useless-swedenfacts]

my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

[useless-swedenfacts]

its funny that people are calling this the gay fanfiction dilemma bc thats literally why i made this post. i was writing a gay fanfic. 

[enby-twink-fucker]

@official-linguistics-post

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[murphysmom67]

[apollos-boyfriend]

obsessed with team usa’s pommel horse guy not just because of the usual memes but because prior to a day ago if you’d shown me a picture of him i would’ve sworn on my life he was a minecraft youtuber

[apollos-boyfriend]

i swear to god i’ve seen this man attempting a new 1.20 every achievement world record. he was born to be on the minecraft speedrunning leaderboards

[apollos-boyfriend]

apparently people have been calling him clark kent but to me he is the long-lost member of the house builder gang

[apollos-boyfriend]

now you and i both know that you did Not need to word it like that .