Not an Owl

I'm back! I'm a 20-ish girl from southern states. I missed everyone, but I'm keeping a low profile for a while because I totally lost my head and decided to dip on everything and everyone. I thought that maybe I could just add some of my favorite online people. and just continue to reblog porn/nerd shit/whatever else. Also, if you're new, hi! Sorry I'm off my game right now, I'm sure I'll get back to something resembling normal sometime in the unforeseeable future. For now, enjoy the naked people and stuff. Thanks!

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

I can’t wait for summer

[horrorandhalloween]

[lonelyheartsociety]

i absolutely love being called “doll.” like yes, i aspire to be pretty and sit all day doing nothing

[coiour-my-world]

Fall at Oneonta | Christina Angquico

[just-shower-thoughts]

I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more information in one morning than an adult brain in 1817 did in one month.

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

yeah thats why we all have anxiety now

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit

[linabelina-deactivated20250916]

*angry and annoyed asexual agreement*

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

what’s this mean

[svvashbuckler]

It means they agreed but weren’t like, horny about it i guess

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i’ll never understand why we don’t call countries the names they actually call themselves 

like, i know this is a weeaboo-sounding example, but let’s start with Japan. They call themselves Nippon or Nihon depending on… i guess, the speaker’s accent??? or their level of formality while speaking??? I dunno. But we still called them Zipangu for like a few hundred years. And now we call them Japan. 

All because Marco Polo asked someone in China about that island over there and they said “oh that’s Cipangu” and Marco Polo was like “Oh, Zipangu, cool.” And then he went back to Italy and said “Y’ALL THERE’S THIS DOPE-ASS ISLAND CALLED ZIPANGU” and people back in Italy were like “An island called Giappone? Dope.” 

And this pattern of people mishearing people kept repeating until we got to “Japan.” 

And we still call them Japan even though we know better. Because fuck you, Marco Polo asked the wrong person 500 years ago and misheard them and we’re sticking to that, I guess. 

[toast-potent]

that was literally just the world’s worst game of telephone

[harrypotterhousequotes]

HUFFLEPUFF:

“I’ll give, I won’t lend, I won’t break, but I’ll bend I’ll move with the wind and I won’t fear the end because I won’t live forever, but I will die tall I see only one truth and that truth comes for us all Until death relieves me I’ll give till I’ve got nothing left”

–Stick To Your Guns (The Suspend)

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[instructor144]

This pun has me floating on air.

[exeggcute]

california anti-drought measures are always like “take shorter showers! consider brushing your teeth with the sink turned off” and never mention the fact that nestle is bottling all of our fucking water and selling it to people who live in areas with plenty of water

[bustysaintclair]

It’s like the Irish potato “famine” I stg

[dimaappi]

In California, residential use only accounts for 4% of total water use. Industrial use is 80%. Source:

http://www.alternet.org/environment/california-fast-running-out-water-blame-it-big-ag

[prettylittlesuffermachine-deact]

This is true of any resource. Yes turning your lights off will save you a but of money. But industry wastes far more electricity than you. Yes recycling your garbage is good. But companies, like the retail chain i work at produce far more garbage than you ever could and do not recycle it at all.

Turning natural resource and environmental crises into individual responsibility is form of class warfare so fucking insidious

Honestly just burn every company to the ground or cut them off from electricity and water systems

Tax them heavily for their usage Make recycling mandatory or theyre fined Oh im sorry am i stepping all over your precious free market I hope to choke it out

[thelady-gofuckyourself]

Word

[dustbeams]

“Part of the problem is that we’ve been victims of a campaign of systematic misdirection. Consumer culture and the capitalist mindset have taught us to substitute acts of personal consumption (or enlightenment) for organized political resistance. An Inconvenient Truth helped raise consciousness about global warming. But did you notice that all of the solutions presented had to do with personal consumption—changing light bulbs, inflating tires, driving half as much—and had nothing to do with shifting power away from corporations, or stopping the growth economy that is destroying the planet?

Or let’s talk water. We so often hear that the world is running out of water. People are dying from lack of water. Rivers are dewatered from lack of water. Because of this we need to take shorter showers. See the disconnect? Because I take showers, I’m responsible for drawing down aquifers? Well, no. More than 90 percent of the water used by humans is used by agriculture and industry. The remaining 10 percent is split between municipalities and actual living breathing individual humans….People (both human people and fish people) aren’t dying because the world is running out of water. They’re dying because the water is being stolen.” - Derrick Jensen (author & environmentalist)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[steampunktendencies]

Amazing Dragon Fire Place!

[lokiperfection]

WANT

[inkandpaperbones]

“If I cut you down to a thing I can use I fear there will be nothing good left of you.”

[sixpenceee]

People can make beautiful art out of anything.

[chizzy20-deactivated20181216]

Wow that’s really gud

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“Suffered much in my thoughts.”

— Franz Kafka, from a diary entry written c. November 1919

[damianmcgintleman]

[darkampharos]

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

[ficklesunfries]

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.

[cosmic-noir]

[cooloptimisticprincess-deactiva]

Awwwww

[silverhawk]

just deactivate ur blog if ur anti-frogs

[silverhawk]

if u cant handle frogs doing their little skippy doodle doo down the pond then ur not ready for the internet yet