Obsessed

What's up m8?? I'm Ella, and theatre crushed my dreams. I’m meeting Dan and Phil again in July!! Wow!

[thysilus]

[is alive and has to do stuff because of it] hmmm don’t like that

[danielxphill]

What the FUCK Daniel

[childhoodruiner]

[babyangel-jpg]

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

[gaysexhaver666]

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

[fangorgia]

[halloweenatdusk]

Skate boarding ghost

[heronamevilllain]

💫reblog this post and i’ll send you a stray kids or nct photo based off of your blog’s vibe💫

[ciryes]

BITCH????

[candymlm]

anyone else want a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Boyfriend? a whole boy to love and adore? and entire man to shower in love? cuz i know i sure do

[alva-alice]

[ollie-rancher-blog-deactivated2]

miss me with that bde i wanna know who has the Little Spoon Energy and the Big Spoon Energy 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bde is cancelled, we’re doing this now

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

[scarletmischief]

[ricealphabet-deactivated2019041]

Gluten free bread label: GF Bread

me: girlfriend bread…

[miiriya]

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

The male cheetah

Female cheetah

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[chaoticbabyg]

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

[upsidedowneggo]

Eleven: does literally anything

Mike: