i’m so eepy

Howl, 29. they/them. Disabled. Queer. Just a Lil Guy. I stream on Twitch: https://twitch.tv/stitchcraftwithhowl

[ashes2caches]

happy tgirl, touching her breasts: wow… hrt really is magic…

materialist tgirl: no it isn’t. all of the effects can be explained via scientific inquiry.

[im-mender]

agnostic tgirl: nobody knows why hrt made your boobs so soft and pretty.

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[detectivehole]

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[thevaultofretroandvintage]

[joeyclaire]

i’m printing this out and putting it on my wall

[the-big-mood]

Crazy this joke hasn't aged in almost 20 years since the episode aired

[trek-tracks]

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

[trek-tracks]

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

[trek-tracks]

This is the fifth anniversary of me receiving the paper that contained "Unused York City." With ChatGPT slop invading my classes like original thought-choking kudzu, I now look back on the copy-paste + Spinbot days with a surprising amount of rosy nostalgia.

I was once in the office and another professor called me over. She was teaching a course on global citizenship.

"I can't figure out what this student is writing about," she said. "She keeps using the phrase 'perspiration stores.' Perspiration stores this, perspiration stores that."

I glanced at the paper and read a paragraph.

"Friend," I said. "She's writing about sweatshops."

[headspace-hotel]

i just spent like 20 minutes scrolling through the notes for examples and I'm screeching with laughter

[ratcandy]

are u guys hearing this

(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)

[ratcandy]

Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes

[heartcondition]

oh... you touched my tralala... i guess

[chongoblog]

Your fucking ding ding dong or whatever

[discount-supervillain]

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 31

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! Another big stompy Irish cob here - not only does the extra long mane and tail and feathering give the impression of a draft, this one actually is bigger than the rest!

This piece will be part of a herd of fat horses at Furrydelphia, August 7-9th!

[drawingguitarist]

dumb

[seulgily]

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

[waste-land-baby]

The further they get the more I trust him

[projectioniist-a-blog]

[sunnythebunny2]

@wtfarefeelingsidk

[headspace-hotel]

I think about this post a lot

[incensuous]

just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means

[themountainsays-deactivated2025]

Reblog if you like it when people “spam reblog” from you or whenever that means at any time

[portentous-offerings]

Tumblr: Come, weary traveler. I’ll reheat some old shit posts for you.

A stranger interacting with me anywhere else:

[depsidase]

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[themboots]