How much does it cost to be a bad person?

they/them / adult / shit loser

[modern-day-ghostlobster]

This is Radio Jupiter calling out to all who hear. Please respond. Awaiting your reply.

[seths-jarvis]

this picture 🥹

[nofsky8]

BRANDON BOYPUSSY HAS BROUGHT THE STANLEY CUP HOME TO RALEIGH!!!!!!!!!

[universallysasha]

thinking about how Seth Jarvis is a Stanley Cup champion 🥹

[hockeyupdate]

The Carolina Hurricanes are the 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions

[raikkonens]

[caniacarrest]

omg…. i love hockey and i want to kiss mark jankowski on the mouth

[quietconspiracy]

Bringing this back for this round

[storm-surges]

if svech scored that lacrosse goal i would have forgiven him everything in game 1 ngl

[chimaeracrew]

Canes are 6-0 in the playoffs, by the power of whatever the fuck these two have going on

[shastrae]

coming out as a seth jarvis supporter

[beauvilliers]

Stanley Cup Playoffs 2026: Round 1, Game 2 Ottawa Senators @ Carolina Hurricanes | April 20, 2026

[a-sea-of-flowers]

wishing seth jarvis everything he’s ever wanted

[sunlitsighs]

thinking about ‘if we were villains’ again and feeling deeply and sickeningly unwell. fuck

[jawbug]

local ukrainian man defeats the horrors of youtube slop to save ipad baby.

[deepinourengines]

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

[officiallyallmight]

Anyway, fuck it, olympic medallists Nick Suzuki, Seth Jarvis and Macklin Celebrini