[tortus-blog]

Give me that!

[tort-time]

MINE. 

[catchymemes]

[werewolf-cuddles]

Now these are the stats I care about

[cozycottagefairy]

this is a stained glass appreciation post

[thebootydiaries]

[blairwitchh]

[toastbutteregg]

new years resolutions:

get skinny

get hot

get rich

[mxnrique]

BRO 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[gurl-blunt]

The hands. The Home Depot spackling tools. The RAW taco seasoning. I’m....

[ottermatopoeia]

[angelicguy]

we’ve all done this

[kaijuno]

Imagine going to a party and you see this bitch doing this on the counter

[botanize]

[generic-art]

[rednines]

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

[glasseschain-deactivated2023052]

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

[rednines]

Nobody knows

[lady-kaede-deactivated20181029]

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

[ilikedthewayhegaveback]

I could not comprehend a word of this initially and I thought I was having a stroke

[thebackrooms-moved2-deactivated]

Sea Urchin Sunday

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

anyone else got problems

[beaky-peartree]

no you’re the only one

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

ok. sorry

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[mens-rights-activia]

This is me every time I’m making a new song on garage band for iPhone

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[toastbutteregg]

5/20/2020

[ask-bot]

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

[welcomedhappiness]

That you cannot fax money to someone.

[kurumawer]

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

[jungle-plastic]

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

[asoulgonesince2002]

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

[pizzaalle]

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

[lady-averie]

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

[theoldness]

we should start carrying around these