Homestuck: Beyond Canon predictions, anonymous

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Dagger will be canonically transmasc and they'll pretend that makes up for them saying "degeneratress" (i want to throw up just typing that) (please put a tw on this post for use of the word degenerate)

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we will get at least three more panels of dirk that make me go full cartoon. diversity loss this whiteboy is awooga!!!

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Vrissy Bottle Opener merch drop. The handle is like a grub's body but made out of foam, and the opener is shaped like a horn and anodised in the candy-corn colours

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the shit that happened to vriska in the plot point will not stick, since it goes directly against shit established in the main comic. Brings to mind the quote "personal growth via outward, instatutionally regimented means is a path of false promise" from the commentarry from the printed books. Also does vriska after the plot point seem un-vriskalike to you? The that vriska feels like vriska lite. I'll write a proper thing on this later just needed to say this

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I saw the Tavvy super saiyan anon, I think it will be Vrissy that goes super saiyan instead

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TAVROS CROCKER WILL BE DECAPITATED AND I HAVE. EVIDENCE I HAVE OS MUCH EVIDEN TAVROS CROCLER NO HEAD

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tavvy crocker will be mentored by hell tier vriska who is going to be a guardian to all the omega kids and therefore in sburb with them vriska is going to die similar to how mom lalonde and bro died and tavvy will go grim dark about it

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meemaw will attempt to eat ly'lacs kernelsprite if she gets one

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swiss's suprise is dirks decapitated head

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dirk. al. vriska. june. come back to this post later.

dirk. al. vriska. june. come back to this post later.

dirk. al. vriska. june. come back to this post later.

dirk. al. vriska. june. come back to this post later.

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vrissy and ly’lac are basically sisters and it is going to be alluded to in comic for more incest themes

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ultimate dirk will meet dirk from pre-retcon timeline and take him to deltritus.

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trickster mode ppl taste yim yum !

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when people fully die in homestuck they get sent to the problem sleuth afterlife. june managed to break the oboe, and that's how the fanontinuum was created

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the shrub logo is going to be fucked up in some way,,

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problem sleuth from ps^2 will not come back to use sepulchritude on dirk in the final battle

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dirks fate is the plot point. hes too stubborn to leave