hereforfanfiction

hi she/they/it I have reached a point in my gayness to get a Tumblr 18

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[eelfuneral]

Someone on Twitter made a thread of what soap/shower stuff each Batcher would use and the Star Wars Twitter Admin chimed in. It took…a turn.

[mindbogglingeye]

Crosshair is a fancy bitch. He’s a well groomed man and no one can tell me otherwise.

[eelfuneral]

He probably has a skincare routine that he’s borderline anal-retentive about.

[mindbogglingeye]

Needless to say, Crosshair has immaculate skin and hair. He would definitely pamper his SO if he ever got one. He’d have no shame going to spas and shit.

[eelfuneral]

He’s the “you are going to practice self-care and you are going to LIKE IT!” boyfriend.

[superiorsniper]

Never settle.

[megmca]

How much do you tip your nail technician?

[superiorsniper]

We give Omega everything we can.

[the-bi-space-ace]

OKAY BUT the whole “I could make him worse” thing but it’s Crosshair talking about Echo but it just doesn’t work. He tries. He swears he’ll crack him. But nope. Never. Not in a million years.

Crosshair: “I could make him worse”

Echo: “die trying 😘”

I swear to god

[superiorsniper]

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[spyglassrealms]

oh god I forgot. happy one year anniversary to the post that broke my blog

[robotsandramblings]

Crosshair will chill and listen to Tech infodump for 3 hours straight but as soon as Hunter wants to talk to him for just a minute, Crosshair is all like "[already headed for the nearest exit] sorry Sergeant gotta go"

[letshareapapou]

@robotsandramblings

[superiorsniper]

Next mission: snipe clankers.

Mission after that: snipe more clankers.

Simple.

[superiorsniper]

What's the stupidest thing you've done while drunk? (If you don't answer I'm sure one of your brothers will😂)

I don't do stupid things

[exceptionally-minded]

He commed General Kenobi because "Commander Cody wasn't picking up his comm." Cody was standing right next to the General.

[superiorsniper]

STAY OUT OF MY ASK BOX, TECHNICALLY

[kark-trooper-echo]

Reread the ask. You didn't answer.

Does writing a poem to his Firepuncher count? That was a beautiful little piece. I think I still have a copy of it somewhere...

[superiorsniper]

Reg Manual, I'm warning you-

[kark-trooper-echo]

"I wish people were more like you, Firepuncher..."

[superiorsniper]

[vermillionsketcher]

Commission for cryptid-crafter on bluesky of Wrecker about to make a splash with Tech and Echo on beach day 🌊

[superiorsniper]

Someone needs to retake Situational Awareness 101...

[prettychaos1409]

“I asked ChatGPT…” yeah, well, I asked *gestures to a hoard of clone troopers* them and now they want to fight you for being a Separatist sympathiser

[thecoffeelorian]

[prettychaos1409]

*gasp* you get me

[lifblogs]

"We don't take orders from clones." (Quote from one Mandalorian citizen.) Skill issue. I'm already on my knees.

[superiorsniper]

[stars-n-spice]

It's like Tech said in the panel; "Even failures can create windows of opportunity."

Redraws of the whitest I've ever seen the Batch (which is saying a lot).

Comparisons under the cut:

[inkscapepony-art]

"ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?!" "I'M WORKING ON IT!"

[superiorsniper]

[wife-of-hunter]

[kosmogrl]

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[prayforelves]

Hello I’m back and have offerings

Some modern au Cross and Hunter

(Sometimes sans facial tattoos because that kinda doesn’t hit the same in normie life lol)

(And yes crosshair is a smoker any time I get my hands on him)

[prayforelves]

Resident babygirl

[finerafin]

[superiorsniper]

Allergic to thigh and abdomen protection.

[drunkenmantis]

my favorite edgelord wife