straw hat lgbt head canons bc im gay and bored
this is a repost from my deleted acc but i still really like it so :-)
luffy: we already know this dude is aroace but i also headcanon him as nonbinary! probably somewhere around agender and vaguely masculine, he still uses he/him. some kind of way the crew end up talking about gender and luffy’s like “man what the fuck is gender im just out here.” so robin’s like “well would you be happier as a woman?” and luffy says nah. franky asks if he feels like a man and luffy’s like “i mean not really… like if you see me like that whatever but i don’t really feel it inside.” usopp asks “well do you feel like you have a gender?” luffy’s like “well….. oh wait do i have to” and usopp’s like nah man! so luffy’s here to kick ass and be a man and he ran out of gender.
zoro: i know ppl see the sex monster or whatever shit that ppl write him as and then headcanon him as ace/aro and im totally down for that but i personally headcanon him as gay. i feel like he’s the one to start the crew talking about themselves. he’s open about who he is and doesn’t care what ppl think bc he can and will kick their ass so it ain’t a problem. they’re in east blue talking about their lives before the crew over drinks and zoro’s just like “yeah me and my little childhood boyfriend, i was like ten, one time in the summer he and i—“ and usopp goes “wait wait boyfriend!! i— me— yknow me too and—“ usopp launches into a little spiel about how yeah he likes guys too and everyone in syrup village was nice and all but it was a small village and there wasn’t anyone there like him and wow it’s nice to be around other guys who are!! and the crew start recounting their experiences being gay/bi and luffy listens along happily bc he’s glad his crew is so comfortable. except for sanji who’s silent the whole time but puts on a nice face but we’ll get to that.
nami: nami “i feel safe in the care of marine women” “i’d want her to be my secretary” the navigator is 100% a lesbian to me, no surprise lol. i dont think ive ever seen her want the attention men give her, only rejecting them, taking the compliment but not them, or using it for her own gain. sorry oda but you unintentionally wrote a lesbian. i don’t think she’s ever had a serious girlfriend, given all the running around and stuff she had to do, and now that she’s with the straw hat pirates she definitely hasn’t had time. but sometimes her and robin fake flirt for fun, and nami and usopp talk about the cute girls they see at the docks and bars. they definitely play a stupid game where they see who can get the cute girl at the table beside them to flirt back.
usopp: nonbinary bi usopp! he complains with zoro about how of course the hot guy in town is a marine, gee what a shame, and asks robin for advice on what he should mail back to kaya. speaking of kaya, i feel like they kinda have… a relationship-but-not-relationship? like they know they like each other, but they know they’ll meet other people when they’re apart so they don’t hold each other to anything. i also feel like genderfluid fits him best, he switches between being a guy and then… like 2% guy. or maybe agender. can you feel me projecting but in reverse. anyways he predominantly uses he but sometimes they. nami’s going off about usopp not doing the dishes like “if he doesn’t get down here i swear im—“ “they” robin corrects her without looking up from her book, she saw usopp earlier today. “oh ok. well if they don’t get down here i swear im gonna kiCK THEIR ASS!! USOPP!” chopper finds usopp’s bandana and goes to return it, he asks if zoro’s seen them, he knows they hate losing it. “it’s he today,” usopp says as he leans over chopper to playfully pluck the bandana from his hooves and tie it around his bicep. “see zoro? im like you today! the great swordsman!” zoro rolls his eyes with a smile and elbows him. franky makes usopp a little double sided bracelet for him from some scraps with a blue side for he/him and a green side for they/them, so people don’t have to ask his pronouns all the time.
sanji: i headcanon sanji as bi but repressed :( he covers up his love for men with his love for women, which can lead to him going overboard and doing some of the fuckshit we see in his interactions with women because sanji is straight ok he’s never looked at a man in his life and totally isn’t suffering because all the guys on the ship aren’t attractive at all and he totally doesn’t see cute island guys and he’s straight. everyone on the crew is like “it’s ok to be yourself dude we’re all chilling” and he’s like “but im NOT like you alright im not.” but after a confrontation from nami because hey im a lesbian and i like you but not like that and if you talk to me like that again we’re gonna have a problem, a talk with robin about how he’s starting to make her uncomfortable especially now that her and franky are getting serious, late nights with usopp and sometimes even zoro who just talk about their experiences and leave sanji to unpack the rest, and a lot of time, he starts to open up to the possibility of accepting himself. later on he gets to a point where he can even laugh about it, joking that he developed diable jambe is because he’s a flaming bisexual. he treats women better now and still compliments nami and robin a lot, but they can tell it comes from a different place. eventually he and nami even get to a point where they talk about a hot bartender girl and sanji finally connects with nami without any weird bagge, and all of his relationships with the crew and everyone become a lot more natural and healthy.
chopper: idk man I don’t really see anything for chopper i mean….. he’s a reindeer. that’s my son okay he’s permanently baby.
robin: i see robin as a bi trans woman! i don’t really have any reasoning, it just came into my head and i was like yeah i like that. her long hair as a kid made everyone just assume she was a girl and she’s like “you know that feels really right” and told her uncle but let’s just say he wasn’t tolerant. professor clover and jaguar d. saul were super accepting however, so she had a decent support system. she managed to tell her mom when she returned to the island and olvia only smiled and said she wished she had more time to know her daughter. between islands and impermanent homes and shady organizations she managed to transition and joined baroque as miss all sunday. i don’t have much to say about her being bi, she’s known herself since a young age and never had any trouble accepting herself. when she finally got her bearings at baroque works she realized her attraction to women as well as men, because when you’re running from place to place you don’t really have time to figure that out. she could never act on it tho, she couldn’t put them in danger. it was easy for her to say fuck everyone else, she only needed herself. and if she didn’t accept herself, no one would. except the straw hats of course, but she hadn’t met her new pirate family yet by that point. she’s never been with a woman before and she’s a little sad she never got to explore that seriously, but she’s with franky now and very happy so it doesn’t bother her for long.
franky: i headcanon franky as a straight trans man. just the narrative of him building his body how he wants it really vibes with me yknow. i don’t think anyone on water 7 really cared that he’s trans, they’ve got other things to worry about and why stop someone from living how they want. tom’s telling kokoro about the little girl he found and franky goes im a BOY stupid and tom’s like oh, well the little boy he found. franky first chose the name cutty flam for himself until iceberg came up with the name franky and franky was like :O! yes that’s my name! i think he got top surgery when he was a teenager, which is why he’s constantly got his shirt unbuttoned and practically off—bitch he went under the knife for this, he’ll never wear a shirt again in his goddamn life if he wants to. which he does. when he got hit by the sea train he took advantage of the situation and built his body exactly how he wanted it, and he’s been wylin ever since lol.
i don’t have any headcanons for brook yet and i just met jinbe so whatever namizaela and lesbianjinbe say about him is canon lol
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