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i like to post random shit and i reblog literally everything on my dash! welcome to my real main bc im scared of people </3 the lace divider is by cursed-carmine!

[rewuyuu]

[homunculus-argument]

I am no nutrition expert but I do have a pretty damn good track record of keeping myself alive, so I want to remind you all that "fed is best" also applies to adults. There's nothing you could eat (that has been deemed fit for human consumption, I don't mean asbestos you smartass) that would be worse for you than just straight-up not eating. No food is as bad as no food.

A protein bar isn't the best possible source of protein in your diet, but it's better than not getting that protein. Fresh fruits would be better than orange juice, but if your choices are between having the orange juice and not getting the vitamins at all, you drink the fucking orange juice.

If you were out at winter while barefoot, and your options were between wrapping random newspaper around your feet, or not having anything to protect your feet, you wouldn't think "newspapers are a worse option than proper shoes, therefore I shouldn't take this worse option" and go barefoot.

[angelicguy]

americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house

[holleywoodlandgestures]

• and now that’s not even attainable

[smallpwbbles]

I don’t even like, have the capacity to be shocked that trip Jax was having was him halfway to abstracting but I just need to acknowledge it real quick

[spiribia]

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game

[bee2124]

Me ruining my sleep schedule by staying up every night to read fanfiction

[curioscurio]

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[worm-on-a-blog]

hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[homunculus-argument]

Intelligence is the ability to observe that your friend always hangs up their toilet paper roll wrong. Wisdom is knowing that they must have their reasons, and the ability to leave it be.

[capy-barista]

Common sense is knowing not to use your friend's toilet roll in a fruit salad.

[homunculus-argument]

Aptitude is being able to quickly puzzle out which kinds of salad you can use as toilet paper.

[lambofkhalaa]

This website is a goddamn prison

[homunculus-argument]

Prison is a place of punishment that you cannot leave. Hell is a punishment that you carry with you, no matter where you go.

[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[hollowboobtheory]

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

[fluffysheeps]

Strawberry sharkcake 🍰🦈

[sstarbee]

If Tumblr dies here’s a list of the places you can find me!

The woods at 3:48 am

[bitethebullets]

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration