Cosmic Funnies
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pixel skylines
macklin celebrini has autism
izzy's playlists!
YOU ARE THE REASON
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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shark vs the universe
bliss lane
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
KIROKAZE
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cherry valley forever
Doug Jones
ojovivo
todays bird
Interview Vampire Daily
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@httyd-totally-accurate-quotes
Hiccup, picking up a crying baby Zephyr: It's okay, when you grow up, you'll learn to do this on the inside
Viggo: I've captured one of your friends
Hiccup: Which one? I have five
Viggo: The loud one
Hiccup: Which one? I have five
Tuffnut: Sad how there's so few options for aspiring mongers. Only fear, war, and fish
Heather: If you took a drink every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Fishlegs: Maybe a little tipsy?
Astrid: Drunk
Ruffnut & Tuffnut, simultaneously: Wasted
Snotlout: I never make bad decisions
Hiccup: Dead
This tag is taking me out💀
I also got this little guy at yesterday's Comic Con. He's completely handmade, and his wings are posable!
No incorrect quotes right now, as I'm exhausted from helping my partner with her stall at York Comic Con today. However, I'm pretty sure the spirit of Tuffnut possessed me at one point and I ended up with this little guy
The stall I got this fella from was called Noodle In Space. You can find them on Etsy at noodleinspace.etsy.com
Ruffnut & Tuffnut: *Pestering Snotlout out of boredom*
Snotlout, annoyed: Guys, for five minutes, could you not be yourselves?
Snotlout, now right in their faces: FOR FIVE MINUTES!
Hiccup: *Laying out a plan*
Snotlout: You're crazy
Hiccup: I'll take that as a compliment
Snotlout: Then I must've said it wrong
Astrid: What's for dinner?
Tuffnut: I can't tell you. It's a soup-prise
Fishlegs: Is it soup?
Tuffnut: I soup-pose it could be
Hiccup: Enough with the soup puns
Tuffnut: You never soup-port my jokes
*Later*
Snotlout: It was salmon. Fucking salmon
Heather: If you took a drink every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Fishlegs: Maybe a little tipsy?
Astrid: Drunk
Ruffnut & Tuffnut, simultaneously: Wasted
Snotlout: I never make bad decisions
Hiccup: Dead
*Bed time*
Zephyr & Nuffink: *out of bed*
Hiccup: Your mom told you two to stay in bed
Zephyr: We can't
Nuffink: There's a scary monster in our closet
Hiccup: Scarier than mom?
Zephyr & Nuffink: *goes back to bed*
Hiccup: Are you mad?
Astrid: No
Hiccup: So sharpening an axe at 2am is just a hobby?
Snotlout: I'm a people pleaser
Hiccup: Yesterday, you finished the rest of Fishleg's birthday cake when he specifically asked you to leave him whatever was left
Snotlout: The "people" I please really is just me
Snotlout: I'd like to remind you all how dull your lives would be without me
Hiccup:
Fishlegs:
Ruffnut:
Tuffnut:
Astrid, sighing: What did you do this time?
Hiccup, exhausted: *Yawns*
Fishlegs: We have dragon training today, right?
Hiccup: Yeah, today we're gonna learn-
Hiccup: *Yawns*
Hiccup:
Hiccup: Y'know what? Screw it. Go play with your dragons, finger paint, I don't care. I'm going to bed
Tuffnut: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Ruffnut: Strong!
Snotlout: Weak
Astrid: An idiot
Heather: So, what's it like dating Astrid?
Hiccup: Once, I asked her for water while she was still mad at me, and she brought me a cup full of ice and said "wait"