Ligma

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[funny-tik-toks]

[hauntanelle]

adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible

[hauntanelle]

adults disciplining children: i think i will behave in ways that are completely, radically unacceptable in literally any other scenario

[hauntanelle]

adults disciplining children: welcome to earth! for the next ten years i will treat you in ways that i would not dare treat any other person. i do not treat other people this way because i know it is bad and wrong. hope you understand.

[thememedaddy]

[tikkety-tok]

Would you like your hiss in grey, charcoal, black, or midnight?

[roseydeloom]

[tsscat]

[389]

[baradragon]

[algorithmist]

boy marx wasn't lying, the wealth of societies where the capitalist mode of production prevails sure does present itself as an immense accumulation of commodities

[perestroika-hilton]

What about girl Marx

[1953swan]

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

[ree-duh]

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

[cullenfucked]

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[rongzhi]

sir fucks a lot...

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Ok But i reblogged ya ugly ass!!! Where’s my good news you cock eyed potato piece of shit

[pitch4infinity-deactivated20220]

Reblogging for that last comment

[byjove]

CREATURE????

[byjove]

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

[byjove]

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

[ninjaduckpirategoose]

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

[byjove]

hero’s journey

[byjove]

and this man? Odysseus

[trzpiotka]

he also ate some kind of stick

[szyszkasosnowa]

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[josie69am]

Rip to the queen but I can't stop having a fat ass

[weezeryuri]

people getting pissed off over everyone dunking on the queen sound like this

[mysticetus-deactivated20220221]

[rylandsgrace]

Shrek (2001) trivia 

[toastbutteregg]

[iamoutofideas]