my sorcerers stone tabs pt 3
parts that I found funny (they were not necessarily written to be funny but they made me geneuinely laugh out loud.) - yellow
page 32- "'No thanks,' said Harry. 'The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down in it --- it might be sick' Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said"
page 74- "'I never know,' Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, 'what's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalagtite?'
'Stalagmite's got an 'm' in it' said Hagrid"
page 92- "'honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? can't you tell i'm george?'"
'only joking. i am fred."
page 109- "'i think i can tell who the wrong sort are for myself thanks,' he said coolly."
page 162- "you don't use your eyes, any of you, do you?' she [hermione] snapped. 'didn't you see what it was standing on?'
"the floor?" harry suggested
page 182- "'wonder what's wrong with his leg?'
'Dunno, but i hope its really hurting him,' said ron bitterly."
page 209- [about the mirror of erised] "'maybe it only shows dead people' said ron"
page 236- [norbert the dragon has just been born] "harry suddenly turned to ron.
'you're losing it, too,' said ron 'i'm ron, remember?'
'no- charlie- your brother, charlie. in romania. studying dragons. we could send norbert to him...'"
page 278- "'so light a fire!' harry choked.
'yes- of course- but there's no wood!' hermione cried, wringing her hands.
'HAVE YOU GONE MAD?' ron bellowed 'ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?'
page 286- "but harry- what if you-know-who's with him?'
'well- i was lucky once, wasn't i?' said harry, pointing at his scar. 'i might get lucky again.'"
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