I'll punch you

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

[mayothompson]

i checked this out because i found it almost impossible to believe but its true at least for this one lady

[itsc]

job search going poorly but not as poorly as it did for those 4 months i didnt realize i was sending out a resume on which i had accidentally replaced my entire “skills” section with the single word “Please”

[feralgod]

little miss needs constant reassurance and validation and absolutely hates herself for it

[thisisasundrysideblog]

top 10 anime betrayals

[sandersstudies]

Is anyone seeing this without context because if so I would love to hear what you think this could possibly be about.

[toskarin]

originality's cool but don't forget that the guys you're scared of ripping off almost always talk openly about the pieces of art that directly influenced them

[purr-in-ink]

[huffylemon]

[dog-teeth]

badweird feelings

[chronicbrainfag]

not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described

[dog-teeth]

PLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this way

[kosmogrl]

[sevenmoreminutes]

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

[coughloop]

[only-cat-memes]

[headspace-hotel]

[sovietnam]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog]

[sasuke-offical]

i'm 100% gonna recite some palabras de las brujas to this...

[hazeldomain]

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

[hazeldomain]

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

[brainsforbabyjesus]

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

[hazeldomain]

MAGNIFICENT

[readysetyeet]

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

[devilboyblues]

"my stepdad's wife"

[helepikolik]

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work