A Fake And An All Around Bitch

Jess. 23. Vaguely human shaped pile of garbage. she/her/hers. if we're mutuals and you want my twitter/snapchat feel free to ask.

[huffpoo]

not me opening tumblr for the first time in years because of a global pandemic, we stan a backslide 😜

[gay-girl-things]

I love holding doors open for girls but like, in a gay way

[trashythingsgohere]

[theblacktroymcclure]

The year is 5017

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via heath_medwards)

[thexfiles]

[allsadnshit]

I’ve learned something from this

[lassoway]

a club but the dj just plays the stranger things opening theme on repeat 

[darthjordyn]

when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..

[huffpoo]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[oddlyaquaria]

mood

[frodo-sam]

[metalhearted]

Puppy reacts to getting hicups!

[source]

[jakegyllencallme]

dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

[m00nba3]

@fayeezytaughtyou

[bideogaymes]

me talking to a grown ass man: “oh sis…”

[skarchomp]

when ur straight friend about to do something stupid

[hoooshii-deactivated20231002]

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

[slimetony]

ladies

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

[sanpellegrinopussy]

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

[slimetony]

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

[returnofsupermancaps]

[jjstarpeep]

@just-french-me-up

[frikiskrew]

[oil-diffuser]

I’m the gay wrists

[thx]

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