Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

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Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please
Happy pride month!
I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name
losing it over this. unbridled chaos
til the room smells like things might actually be ok in the end
He is my princess diana
my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got
if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person
which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life
wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass
So close.
north south FUCK west
You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
anotha one🛩️
drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children
she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.
i’m on onion rings right now
get me my keys NOW
ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie
nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person