awkward little weasley boy

Hugo Weasley isn't your typical fifteen year old boy. Even you overlook his being a wizard, he's not exactly normal. He prefers books to people, loves muggle chemistry, and is prone to anxiety attacks when he goes out in public. Mun is 18+, muse can be if requested. Multiverse, multiship. Crossovers and AUs welcome. open to all forms of rp; magic anons more than welcome! OC asks welcome too! come ask me about headcanons about stuff or just chat!

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                                      a next gen, post-potter roleplay

ϟa literate jcink roleplay community. ϟcanons and original characters accepted. ϟstudents and adults welcome. ϟ150 word count. ϟfriendly members and staff. ϟcharacter driven. ϟopen for 3+ months

it’s 2022. the battle of hogwarts is nothing more than a story to the new generation. the magical community is experiencing a time of peace and prosperity. there are still old prejudices against blood statuses, but the ministry is making strides for full equality all around. they hope to soon pass a bill for werewolves and all other magical species besides wizards to have full and equal rights as any other witch or wizard. the bill has upset more than a few people. old hostilities have begun to arise and some families have begun to pick sides.

the political world aside, hogwarts is still the home to the bright upcoming generation. they all continue to deal with the stress of classes, drama of romance, and figuring out what they want to do next in life. throw in the fact that some now have to choose a political standing just adds some extra spice to the mix. while this bill is causing some chaos everyone seems to be on top of the world for the moment. but, in the end will it all come crashing down?

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Panda lays back, smiling, when her turns say, the only thing she says when her turns comes, is a soft, almost inaudible “penis” making the whole group laugh in frustration, then she smiled proudly, shwowing that she wouldn’t back up on the next round, that someone else would have to end this terrible terrible game, that she could go on for hours.

And that makes Frank proud. Proud of her sister and of his friends, who all clearly accepted her now, even enjoying her company enough not to end the game and just leave, and that was something that did not use to happen before. The proud smile in Panda’s face is directly linked to Frank’s, and it is clear everyone on the group knows so, too.

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they’ve not gotten any louder, and even this game is stupid and childish, this annoys hugo.  he clenches his hands into fists, hoping that within the next few seconds, someone will do something other than whisper.  but they don’t.  and he’s even more annoyed.  

every time someone says it, hugo thinks ‘this time!’  but it’s never this time, or the next time, or the time after that.   there’s that odd suspension, tension, and hugo absolutely hates it.  

so he’s both surprised and not when he stands, rushes the group, and shouts at the very top of his lungs:

“PENIS!”

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ofpyracy:

She knew how these things usually went–a bank was the same with different numbers whether across the Atlantic or not, even merfolk had some semblance of money. She had grown even more familiar with it over the years, perhaps even comfortable with the idea.

Then Askaban had came and went, and so began her anxieties. Her little ticks and doubts, her nightly terrors that haunted her, her father the primary cause. Though strangers never failed to crowd around her in her dreams.

So things changed, and she only ventured into the public eye late in the evening, slender shoulders hunched just a little and her posture partially ruined.

But Gringotts itself had not changed by much. She nearly groaned however, at the sight of a shock of red hair padding up behind her–_someone else then_. She offered no greeting, only kept her eyes trained on the well-dressed goblin as he verified her check.

She glanced out of boredom to the door and her nervousness returned–seemed tonight was just her night, especially as she saw a flash of recognition in their eyes and their footsteps fast towards her. She whirled around to the previous intruder to pretend she was otherwise engaged, saying something ridiculous like, “It’s oddly _late_ to be at the bank.”

_Genius._

over the years, hugo had learned to go to the bank at night. it was far less crowded, maybe one or two other people visiting at the same time as him. for someone deathly scared of crowds and strangers, it was a good bit safer.

he was somewhat upset to see another already there by the time he got in line, but one was a lot less -and a lot safer- than two or five or ten. he took his place behind the woman, arms crossed protectively across his chest.

his gaze wasn't really resting on anything, just slowly shifting throughout the room. that might have been why he nearly jumped three feet in the air when the female in front of him suddenly spun around.

"oh," he squeaked, running his hands down the front of his shirt to right himself. "uhm, i guess?" why was she suddenly talking to him? he could hear the hurried footsteps behind him, but refused to turn and look. he was just here to take a couple galleons out of his vault and put a few valuables in, nothing more. he wanted to do that, and get out.

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giving him a sheepish look, iris takes his hand, thankful and happy she knows of most general human customs, not seeming as suspicious and weird as she did when she first changed. plus, hugo telling her he has a similar problem talking to people calms her down a little. 

❛ yes, alright. ❜ she says finally, the small smile still on her face when she lets go of his hand, although truth be told, she would prefer holding it until they would find albus. but as she had learned, that was not appropriate. even albus had been a little confused when she asked him to hold her hand. 

❛ i hope i have not disturbed you from anything important, hugo. ❜ she moved to scratch the back of her neck, her lips pursing before she joined her hands in front of her, trying to stand still for one bit at least.

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he squeezes her hand just as he’s been taught to, giving two stiff pumps of his elbow.  he’s starting to feel like they’ve been shaking hands just a bit too long when she drops his, and as soon as she does, the fleeting thought disappears from his mind.  

“it’s nothing,” he says, jerking his head as he starts to walk to indicate where he’s headed.  “i was really just catching up on some reading, nothing important.” the boy shrugs his shoulders as he walks, stopping every few moments to stretch his neck and peer down the long aisles.

“you wouldn’t happen to know what sort of books he’s into, do you?”  it’d be nearly impossible to find anyone without some sort of bearing.  “like, genres? topics?”  at least with that, he’d know the general areas albus could be in.  of course, he could be in a completely different area altogether, but better to start in the more logical places first, right?

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   Alex slid a piece of paper into the book, shutting it as he did so but ensuring that his place was saved. Knowing him and his inability to actually sit still and pay attention, he’d forget what section he was on by the time this interaction was over. He tucked the book under his arm, before raising his hand to the back of his neck to rub at it as he spoke.

    “Oh, uh, my dad’s a Muggle, and I went to primary school until I was ten.  Science class was the only one that I paid attention to, though. I sort of decided that I’d keep reading as much as I could even though I was here, just to keep up.  Plus my Muggle friends think I’m off at some fancy boarding school for Science so… I have to be able to sound like I know what I’m talking about around them.”

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it wasn’t odd to hear about those with muggle parents having gone to muggle school, but for kids with two magic parents like hugo, people seemed to find it odd that he’d gone as well.  still.. he wanted to know how this boy would react.

“that’s where I got my passion for science too, my mum insisted we go to muggle primary before we started at hogwarts.  but boarding schools for science --do they really have those?”

the idea was insanely tempting to him.  hugo loved hogwarts, but there was never enough science here for him.

“so, uhm, what kind of science do you like?  geology? anthropology? biology?”  he stopped there, knowing there were so many more that he could list, but deciding to stop so he wouldn’t sound like he was trying to show off.

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           lily takes the seat at his side, laying down on her side bit. she wants to cry and             of course she knows hugo will let her — but she’s just too nervous.

                ❝’s alright… it was just — all my fault. i should’ve been more careful..                     i —… ❞             that’s when she starts crying. lily can’t help it — she’s always been over-emotional             but now she has a reason to be. she’s absolutely terrified of what her cousin, her             best friend, is gonna think of her.               ❝i think ‘m pregnant…❞              

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as soon as she’s next to him, hugo pulls her into his arms.  he can feel it, her nervous energy, and it’s making him feel anxious.  but this is lily, and she go to the moon and back for him, so he can deal with any amount of panic for her.  and then she tells him and she’s crying and for a long moment he doesn’t know what to do.  she’s... she’s pregnant?  before he can stop, words fall out of his mouth:

“wait, you’ve had sex?”

definitely not the thing to ask, and a hand quickly clamps over his mouth.  he just hasn’t ever thought about his cousin that way before.  he sighs heavily before trying again.

“are you sure?  i mean, there are charms and potions to test, i could brew one for you?”

but her being pregnant isn’t the important thing here, not quite.  it’s her guilt, and hugo squeezes his arms tighter.

"it's not your fault, lil. it takes two to...you know. and anyways, most of that's the guy's job, isn't it? i mean, th-the condoms? the charms?"

he literally knew nothing about the social expectations of sex. to be honest, he knew nothing of sex in general. so maybe he wasn't the best choice to not make her feel so guilty, but he'd certainly do his best to make her feel comfortable, and he'd support her the entire time, no matter what.

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“Who do you think you are?”

He shuts his book and looks up at the girl.  “I’m just... I’m sorry?  Have I offended you somehow?”  He’s not really spoken to her before, not that he remembers.  “I’m just the resident bookworm, nothing more, I swear.”

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“Yeah, well, my ways are safe. The one time I tried to go to a muggle school, I wore robes and got bullied. At a wizarding school people loved me.” She huffed. “Chemistry? Is that like alchemy?”

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He gives a small, sad smile.  “That’s why we have muggle studies, so when we have kids of our own, we know how to dress our kids for muggle school, so they know what to expect.  I mean, most of the world is made up of muggles, so it’s important to know about them.”  Hugo shrugs before his eyes brighten and lips split in a grin.  Chemistry is one of his favorites.  “It kind of is?  I mean, alchemy is studying the basic four elements, but chemistry is studying all the elements.  It’s actually quite interesting, lots of explosions and experiments and things you’d never expect to happen.”

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okay, most of what i do re: harry potter is criticism, and hp is flawed in such a number of ways, but sometimes i just sit here and

i mean, you all have a comprehension of just how drastically harry potter changed literature, yeah? like. it revitalized it. it blew...

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lilyxmoon:

           ❛ Hugo! ❜

Lily jumped out from a corner, nearly TACKLING her cousin as he emerged from a classroom. She was out of breath, she had   been running and sneaking around all day, hiding from a certain group of Ravenclaw girls who happened to be less than fond of her. But thank goodness for Hugo who had appeared at just the  perfect time. 

          ❛ I need your help. You need to HIDE me. From them. ❜

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he’s more than surprised when his cousin jumps out at him, her sudden appearance sending his heart reeling in his chest.  and while he’s not entirely certain of her circumstances, hugo’s sure he’s got a pretty good idea.   still.. he knows better than to assume, especially when it comes to his cousins.

“from who?”  it doesn’t really matter, he’d help her no matter what trouble she was in.  “just, uh, hurry with me.  i can hide you in the boys’ room?” not the best idea, he had to admit, but wouldn’t that be the last place anyone would look for a girl?

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She snorted out a laugh.“ The ‘other kind’ are lame and boring. I didn’t go to muggle primary school, and I don’t need to know what to expect because I don’t plan on leaving my cozy little all magic community. And I can make an ipod work, I just don’t want to. I’d rather do something actually productive with that hour like work on my potions.”

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hugo rolls his eyes.  “someone’s quite stuck in their ways, i see,” he laughs.  “the world’s a lot bigger when you get out of your little magic community.  not to mention, if you paid a bit of attention to muggle stuff, you’d be a lot better at your potions.  chemistry is a wonderful thing, you know.”

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Stock Phrase starter sentences

From TV Tropes’ list of Stock Phrases

Are you sure you can drive this thing?

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Come with me if you want to live.

Did you get a new haircut?

Does this make me look fat?

Don’t sneak up on me like that!

Don’t touch it, you idiot!

Fine, you can just wait here alone.

Follow that car!

Get a hold of yourself, man!

How did that get in there?

I ate what?!

I broke a nail!

I can explain…

I can’t believe I said that.

I don’t think that’s such a good idea.

I have no idea what I’m doing.

I heard that!

I’ll take that as a compliment.

I’m going to Hell for this.

I need a freaking drink.

I should have done this years ago.

Is that the best you can do?

It’s all my fault.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

It’s quiet… too quiet.

I’ve heard of that. What is it?

I’ve never seen anything like this before.

I was afraid you were going to say that.

Jump, I’ll catch you!

Leave me alone.

Let me slip into something more comfortable.

Let’s get out of here.

Look behind you!

May I borrow a cup of sugar?

Move along, nothing to see here.

My grandma can do better than you.

My eyes are up here.

My god, what have I done?!

No, you hang up first!

Nothing exciting ever happens here.

Now it’s my turn.

Oh no, not again!

Pick on someone your own size!

Quit your whining.

So long, suckers!

Someone’s touching my butt.

Sure, let’s go with that.

Tastes like chicken.

That’s gotta hurt.

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

This explains so much.

This is going to be one of those days.

This is no time to panic!

This is why we can’t have nice things.

This is wrong on so many levels.

Turn off the camera.

Wait here.

Wasn’t that fun?

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

We gotta stop meeting like this.

We’re being watched.

What are you in for?

What could possibly go wrong?

What does this button do?

What happened last night?

What’s in it for me?

Where’s the fun in that?

Why are you looking at me like that?

You can run, but you can’t hide!

You didn’t see that.

You have got to be kidding me!

You leave him alone!

You need a breath mint.

You’re cute when you’re angry.

You’re not listening to me, are you?

You said you couldn’t dance.

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Masterlist of Memes

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lxckwolf:

Symbols

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse surprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your muse

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊  a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out wreaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids

♙ a kiss on a bruise

Sentence Memes

“You belong to me”

“I found you”

“I’m in jail”

“You make me so hot”

“I have to leave”

“Please don’t leave”

“And what about our parents?”

“Who did this to you?”

“You shouldn’t have done that”

“What happened last night”

“We never tell anyone about this”

“So, you want to play games?”

“Does that require pants?”

“Lets just have a lazy day”

“Then go kill the bitch”

“I’m pregnant”

“You broke me”

“Don’t touch me”

“You can’t fix this”

“There’s nowhere we can hide”

“I’m not listening”

“Who do you think you are?”

“I don’t need you here.”

“Did I fall asleep?”

“A little evil goes a long, long way.”

“I will not die.”

“I don’t care.”

“I have no regrets.”

“I feel numb.”

“All monsters are human.”

“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”

“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.“”

“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

“Let’s get you to bed.”

“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”

“Are you crazy?”

“Do you trust me?”

“How did you escape?”

“Is that blood behind your ear?”

“Take. This. Off. ”

“What’s in it for me?”

“What’s in it for you?”

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longbottomtwins:

The Twins had plenty of friends if you put all their friends together, but whe taken apart, it was clear Panda had… well.. none… so Frank kept trying to get her to become friends with his own friends, that included, of course, childish and inmature games she was far too socially awkward to play, but this wasn’t social anxiety, so Frank was still making her do it.

Before the wole group got together, Frank decided that, to break his sister’s walls, he would ask all his friends too play the penis game, but never getting too far, so Panda would have to. He didn’t count on Panda picking up on this and continuing to only whisper the word. That has been happening for about an hour, leading to glances between the twins acknowledging the actual game they are playing, and both refusing to go down.

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he's been trying to concentrate on his book, but the laughter keeps growing louder.  he slams his book shut (after dog-earing the page he was on) and clambers out of the oversized arm chair he was resting in.  light laughter and some talking he could understand and ignore, but this was just too much.

he creeps along the ends of the bookcases, trying to find the group that’s making all the noise.  there’s a few that could be the culprits, but then he spots them in the act, all guffawing at something one of the boys in the group said.  he still can’t quite hear what they’re saying, so he sneaks closer, not daring to go too far so they won’t see him.  

and then he can finally hear it.  it’s still whispered, but they’re all repeating it: ‘penis.’  he’s heard of this game before.  never played it himself, but he knows the concept, knows the rules.  apparently these kids haven’t though, since they’ve not dared to go much further than a normal speaking voice.  for whatever reason, he’s intrigued by it, this odd game, so it slides to the floor and sits cross-legged, just listening to see how far they’ll go.

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Amortentia

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there’s a strong floral scent –hugo can only assume that it’s roses, but he doesn’t know flowers all too well, so he can’t be too sure.  there’s also something a little bitter?  he thinks it’s ink, but he’s used self-inking quills for the past year so he can’t completely recall the smell.  and then, a smokey undertone that smells of new brooms.