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sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”

T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”

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Scott pounding furiously on Peter’s door in the middle of the night because a spider ate Antwanette

unclefather

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

toastbutteregg

can someone nice explain this to me please

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cr-familiar-faces

Windex isn’t carbonated

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killin-the-machine

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

pinsir

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

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senseofdirection

I was just WAITING for the cat and I was not disappointed

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

vampiricyoshi

I felt compelled

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

killowave

vioislit

jesus :(

DRUGS

jesus :)

motheatenscarf

You gotta party while you can before he gets back, we get ONE day out of the entire year where Jesus is gone and this year it’s a miracle it’s on 4/20

scarlet-starss

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haha not to scare anyone but the hell does ‘beyond’ in bed bath and beyond stand for

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me: whats ‘beyond’?

employee: *snapping my neck* go find out

reginaldqueribundus

I can’t understand why anyone would ever want to live in the Star Wars universe

I really can’t

reginaldqueribundus

your life is uprooted every 20 years in galactic-scale wars caused by a neverending blood feud between two tribes of space wizards

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choose your preferred form of government:

a) laughably ineffectual and corrupt bureaucracy b) fascist dictatorship controlled by space warlocks c) exploitation by evil crime gangster who is probably also a slug

there are no other choices, sorry

reginaldqueribundus

“Hey have you heard from Gary? He hasn’t answered my emails for weeks”

“Oh yeah, his whole planet got blown up by the genocidal cyborg sorcerer who controls our entire military”

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“But Samuel, what if I am one of the space wizards???” Let’s examine your options:

abducted as a baby and raised by monks, then die a 35-year-old virgin at the hands of a goddamn robot with tuberculosis

hunted down and shot to death by grunts in stupid helmets because space wizards are illegal right now (again)

go through a goth phase, then your eyes get all yucky and one of the monks finds you and cuts your head off

end up in a cult led by some evil wrinkled assface in a bathrobe who shoots lightning at you when he’s mad

reginaldqueribundus

Also most of the wildlife seems to be ravenous carnivores with tentacles and/or 6-inch teeth and every urban area has roughly 6,942 assassins per square kilometer