B. Banner

breathtaking anger management issues ~ multiverse, indie bruce banner who wants to play with you

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"This s going to be great. Now all we need is a crocodile." He teased and kissed his forehead. "Then it’ll be complete."

[hulk-inside]

Cracking up for a moment, Bruce asked, "A crocodile? Wouldn't that eat all our other pets?"

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Wade giggled at his little pout, scooting closer to him and biting lower lip as Bruce pressed his own lips against his neck. “Oh?” he grinned, combing finger though Bruce’s hair. “Do you have have any ideas?”

[hulk-inside]

Wade's fingers threading through his hair had Bruce purring into his throat, lips parting to make way for teeth and tongue. He hummed as he bit into Wade's neck gently before answering, "Oh, I have a few." Bruce slid a hand down Wade's thigh and added, "Could start by coming closer so I can get that magnificent cock of yours down my throat." 

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[dustxrgcld]

"I’ve heard." Steve shrugged, sending the man a small smile. He knew what it was like to be alone and didn’t want Banner to go through the same, not when he could do something to avoid it "How have you been? You’re still working with Stark?."

[hulk-inside]

Bruce tried to keep his hands busy with the experiment at hand, while still keeping his focus enough on Steve as to still be polite. All in all, he felt his nerves were showing. "I've been keeping pretty busy," he answered, shrugging. "We collaborate sometimes, but he tends to prefer a... loud work environment. Usually involving ACDC, Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne. I can't work too long with all that heavy metal without feel a little green."

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[hulk-inside]

wade94wilson

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Wade smiled at him, wrapping his arms around Bruce and practically pulling him onto his lap, “Sure, whenever you want. I’m ready and willing when you are.”

[hulk-inside]

Bruce let Wade pull him closer, straddling his lap and wrapping his arms up and around Wade's shoulders. He pressed in, connecting their lips for several long moments, savoring the familiar taste of Wade's mouth. "I love you," he murmured softly when he broke the kiss, his lips still hovering over Wade's.

[gwavyyy]

I don’t deserve you but god, I want to. I want to spend the rest of my life trying to deserve you.

(via liachtaschta)

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"Psh," he grinned and scooted closer to him, nuzzling against his cheek. "I don’t think we get a lot done anyways. Though this does mean that you can’t dress me up."

[hulk-inside]

Bruce couldn't help but pout at that, because really, as much as he loved the excuse to see Wade completely naked (grateful that Wade was finally comfortable with Bruce seeing the scars,) lately, he really had loved to dress Wade up just as much, if not a little more. Still, he wrapped himself around Wade, pulling them close and pressed his lips to Wade's neck. "I'm sure you can make that up to me."

[solidsmax]

Hulk vs Carol Danvers by Mike Deodato

"Feel Better ?"

[deadmos-deactivated20160627]

Send me "&" for my muses reaction to yours tracing one of their scars.

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Wade was back in his and Bruce’s room trying to see if he was allowed to wear anything. Not that Bruce minded him being naked, but Wade was curious. So far though it seemed like everything made of cloth was a no go. He’d have to try the dishes or something next…

The sound of Bruce’s voice called him from his musing. He walked out of the room, “Yes?”

Rounding the corner he was it. The largest bunny he’s ever seen! “Is that for me?” He rushed over, taking the rabbit from Bruce and holding it like it was a small child, scratching its head. “I didn’t even as for a bunny. Where’d you get it?”

[hulk-inside]

Although Bruce had grown quite accustomed to Wade wandering around the house naked - especially the past few days - between the unusual man in the closet, the absurdly large rabbit and Wade seemingly having no idea either were there, it took Bruce a solid thirty seconds to find any words at all. He let Wade take the bunny (a little surprised at just how calm the massive rabbit was given everything going on) and just pointed to the closet.

"There's a man in the closet... I opened it. He said something about me not being 'Mr. Wilson' and handed me that," Bruce explained in a voice hardly more than a whisper, as calmly as he could manage. "He, uh, also said something about Hail Hydra... and is wearing, uh... well, one of the costumes from the old Captain America comics..."

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JUST A LIVELY NOODLE

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[dustxrgcld]

"Doctor Banner." Steve nodded once, greeting the other. Extending his hand to the other "I’m just here to say hi, Bruce, I hope you don’t mind my visit."

[hulk-inside]

"Not at all," Bruce replied, genuine surprise coming through in his voice. "I don't get many visitors here, to be honest." Well, except Tony, but Bruce hadn't seen Stark in quite some time and his surprise aside, he admitted, if only to himself, that it'd been rather lonely the past few weeks.

[agent-bob-blog]

Blinking as the man opened the closet door. The pile of man sitting on the floor waited a moment for his eyes to adjust to the sudden burst of light.

"Huh…? "Um….wait… you’re not Mr. Wilson. Oh no! He sees us! Quick Evasive strategy…no… Hide behind the person…." he paused looking at the giant rabbit in his lap as he held it up in front of his face, "animal in front of us!"

Peering from behind the rabbit, he looked at the man in the door frame giving a very awkward smile as he looked back down at the giant ball of fur kicking wildly in his arms. Petting the ears back as he held him.

"HAIL HYDRA!……er…Am…I in the wrong closet? I…must be… Here. Have a present." he said as he reached up with arms outstretched holding  giant Flemish rabbit. Handing it to the man with a look as he shut the closet door.

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[hulk-inside]

It'd been the strangest sound that had attracted Bruce's attention and brought him to search the room finally ending up in front of the closet. It sounded like something chewing. At first he thought maybe a mouse had gotten loose, but it sounded... bigger. He'd had a moment of panic when he thought Wade had picked up a puppy without mentioning it to him - if only because there would be a puppy wandering about the apartment unattended - but no, that couldn't be it either, right?

As he opened the door though, finding a man in a comically green and yellow costume with a rabbit in his lap, Bruce almost wished it'd been a puppy. Still, whoever he was, this man at least knew of Wade.

Before he could open his mouth to reply, the man was handing him the largest rabbit Bruce had ever seen in person and the door shut in his face. Wide eyed and baffled, Bruce held the rabbit as best (albeit awkwardly) as he could and called out, "Babe....? Wade....!"

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"Steve! Uh, hey... to what do I owe the pleasure?" Bruce stammered when he realized who'd just walked through the door. He hadn't been expecting company, much less Steve Rogers.

ohthatshowitis

[hulk-inside]

Guess my OTP meme

Anyone wanna take a stab? 

Marvel (OT3) 

Teen Wolf 

Marvel 

Marvel 

Marvel 

Marvel (OT3) 

Teen Wolf 

Marvel 

Adventure Time 

Doctor Who (OT3)

*Bonus* Welcome to Nightvale 

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Wade could help the grin, “I wouldn’t mind that either. We’d be naked buddies. That’d be fun and I wouldn’t feel as weird if I wasn’t by myself.”

[hulk-inside]

"Something tells me we won't get much done," he replied, brow jumping suggestively. "Except each other."