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[stellacosmickat]

hi. ive been dating @cowgirlroxy for a whole three months now and she makes me da happiest girl in da whole wide worl

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[tequilacrouton]

im sure my boss didnt appreciate my uncharacteristic lack of cooing and awwing at his picture of a cute dog, but i am staunchly refusing to humour these dumbfucks until they put me back in a respectable goddamn position

that being said it was a cute dogy and it hurt not to coo and aww;

[haecceitist]

the traditional british symbol for courage is the lion, an animal which, a careful observer will note, cannot be found there.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

but with your help we can release several dozen of them onto the streets of birmingham

[purpleisdebeste]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

[purpleisdebeste]

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

[purpleisdebeste]

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

[overnightshipping]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

gay jerking off used to be fun when you needed to savor the memory of the mannequin in the underwear isle with the huge bulge, now you can just go on your phone and watch people have sex. lame

[red-garden]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

can I live my life

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[markatoto]

heh... livin da life... cant get better than--

[1071png]

@cometazur You didn't say which Xehanort so i went with the rarest one nobody cares about

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

[importantcatpics]

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

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[layton-heritage-posts]

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[loathsomespider]

you played dog games

[loathsomespider]

you won dog prizes

[grungixfungi]

[princesspuppyangel]

If you’re feeling down then try watching a trans girl wiggle her butt at you