I Am So Tired

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[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The balls on this guy

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Anyway we need more of these people

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

[puppetbeast]

Idk what Tumblr user needs to hear this today but being homophobic towards gay men and justifying it by saying "it's alright bc they're men" isn't woke it just makes you an awful person

[lifeofcynch]

hating men in general makes you an awful person and there’s no way to justify it!

[puppetbeast]

Once again that is in no way what this post is about! Misandry isn't real! This post isn't supposed to be about coddling men!

[lifeofcynch]

misandry is real but ok. sexism goes both ways.

[mikucrossing]

Anyways men are loved and important and their struggles are valid and can experience sexism and abuse just as much as women and they’re allowed to talk about their traumas regarding sexism and abuse just like women are! 

Men are great and deserve so much love!!!

[lovebiteclub]

GIVE 👏🏻 BOYS 👏🏻 ROMANTIC 👏🏻 PHYSICAL 👏🏻 AFFECTION 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MANY GUYS I HAVE BEEN WITH OR TALKED TO THAT SAY THEY HAVE NEVER HAD SOMEONE HOLD THEM OR KISS THEIR FOREHEADS OR PLAY WITH THEIR HAIR. I HAVE HAD A BOY BREAK DOWN IN FRONT OF ME BECAUSE I HELD HIM TO MY CHEST AS HE GOT SLEEPY AND HE HADNT EVER HAD SOMEONE HOLD HIM LIKE THAT !!!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT !!!!! BOYS DESERVE PHYSICAL AFFECTION JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT JUST IN A SEXUAL WAY !!!!!!!!!!! THEY DESERVE TO FEEL LOVED AND CARED FOR JUST LIKE THE LADIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aletheius]

fellas if she won't let you cry in her shoulders in full embrace for hours in cathartic release of years of loneliness and trauma she's not the one

[theweirdwideweb]

[blossomeboy]

Country boys make do…

[witchlybabe]

THIS is “boys will be boys”

[noccor]

We’ve gotta get on this trend in the Netherlands we’re sorounded by water ditches and canals

[lovebiteclub]

GIVE 👏🏻 BOYS 👏🏻 ROMANTIC 👏🏻 PHYSICAL 👏🏻 AFFECTION 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MANY GUYS I HAVE BEEN WITH OR TALKED TO THAT SAY THEY HAVE NEVER HAD SOMEONE HOLD THEM OR KISS THEIR FOREHEADS OR PLAY WITH THEIR HAIR. I HAVE HAD A BOY BREAK DOWN IN FRONT OF ME BECAUSE I HELD HIM TO MY CHEST AS HE GOT SLEEPY AND HE HADNT EVER HAD SOMEONE HOLD HIM LIKE THAT !!!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT !!!!! BOYS DESERVE PHYSICAL AFFECTION JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT JUST IN A SEXUAL WAY !!!!!!!!!!! THEY DESERVE TO FEEL LOVED AND CARED FOR JUST LIKE THE LADIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[earlgraytay]

[algrolo]

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[algrolo]

[blurchur]

Never let this die

[prokopetz]

The thing about indie video games is that they aren’t really exceptionally weird, their reputation notwithstanding. It’s just that for the bulk of the medium’s history, it was really only possible to produce and publish a successful video game with corporate backing, and that put some pretty hard limits on what you could get away with. Now that the technology and the infrastructure are in place for some random nobody working out of their basement to put together a full-featured game that goes on to be globally distributed and sell a million copies, video games are finally free to be just as weird as any other medium.

[morbidology]

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

[errolwiththepost]

More on this story can be found here

[sunflowyr]

“She said when she reminded the officer of his oath to “protect and serve,” he replied, ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ”

[lamardeuse]

‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’

‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’

‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’

Has everybody got that? Does anyone still think any of this bullshit ‘has nothing to do with race’? 

[blowtorchbaby]

They were literally having sex in their car, you lying morons.  She was not “mistaken for a prostitute.”  Someone called the police to report she and her dude for banging in public.  Even the far-left, cop-hating L.A. Times had to correct the record: https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-actress-lapd-20150828-story.html  And the vile Ms. Watts issued several apologies to the police for lying about their behavior to the media. (One cop already lost his job over her stunt before her apologies.) It’s not surprising considering she’s an actor, a.k.a. someone who professionally misleads the public. In my opinion, this couple created this stunt to gain publicity for their careers, and they probably made the initial phone call to the police themselves.  In ancient times, actors were correctly looked down upon as the lowest and least trustworthy members of society.  By the way, the cop in this picture is not white.  Every detail of this dumb incident falls apart upon even the slightest scrutiny.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Why do people constantly use police brutality as an argument against the 2nd amendment like bro the gun nuts AGREE WITH YOU BRO THEY HATE THE POLICE TOO

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

sick and tired of seeing baby yoda i would kick that mf if i saw him irl. i would step on him i would crush him i would squash him i would flatten his ass. i would crunch scrunch crumple

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

[kaumnyakte]

[ohmygoles]

Video games

Playing video games is a huge part of my life and my love for it all started because of my dad. He loves them! and I used to enjoy playing it with my dad and big sis. My dad hasn’t played RPG games for a while, but recently he started playing Pokemon sword because he saw me playing and it’s pretty cute XD

[rootbeergoddess]

This is so pure and perfect

[democraticsenator]

This shot and killed me

[pinkprincsss]

I don’t know what’s worse, that it looks like this, or that they have company

[democraticsenator]

If you leave a college frat guy unattended for a week this is his next evolution

[sexhaver]

i am SO glad you asked. here is an I Spy of all the stuff i can identify from my four years of living in a frat, going counterclockwise from the bottom left:

right off the bat we’ve got a can of Keystone Light on the table and Twisted Tea on the floor. the yellow thing on the table is a glass rod used to do dabs with, and the blue thing is the silicone tub they store their dabs in. the orange thing barely sticking out from behind the fast food cup (please let me know if you can identify the restaurant it’s from) is a vape battery.

here we have a regular-ass bong with a quartz banger stuck on it being used to do dabs out of. although this works, it is generally frowned upon; dab rigs tend to be much smaller than bongs and i will bet my left testicle that they’ve smoked tobacco through it at some point and didnt clean it. the black and purple thing to the right is another, much larger vape battery; the purple surface is the top face, and you can see the threaded hole to screw tanks into and the ring left behind by one.

moving along, we have unopened bottles of (apparently nice) vodka and bloody mary mix, which is fairly self-explanatory. the orange thing (which im assuming is what you thought was a sanding pad) is a bluetooth speaker. also note the can of butane to refill their dab torch (not shown) and the ashtray on the left side of the picture mostly covered by a random piece of green paper.

now we get to the meat of the hedonism. there are two glass pipes visible along with a shitload of ziplocs that presumably had weed in them at some point. there’s also a tray with a psychedelic pattern on it holding one of the pipes, a bic, and a nicely rolled conical joint. however, based on the RAW packaging on the floor, they didn’t roll it themselves; instead, they bought prerolled cones (which come in a conical package) and then stuffed it with weed. the cigarette butts on the ground indicate an ashtray spilled at some point and nobody cared enough to clean it, making mr. barefoot on the right foolhardy at best. the red grinder visible in the center of the frame is a 3-inch 4-piece Chromium Crusher.

the minifridge, microwave, and extra cups under the TV all indicate that the owner of this room probably has their shit together more than most of the rest of the house, which is why they’re hosting the Smash pickup tournament. i would also like to note the fact that they’re playing Smash on the Wii U but have a Wii power brick (indentifiable by the chamfer on the corner) and an Xbox One also visible in the shot. also there is an inflatable palm tree.

the one thing that still has me stumped is this. i have no idea what the fuck it is but it must be important to take up that much of the coffee table with so much other stuff competing for space. if you have any ideas please let me know because this is driving me insane.

[sidneyia-deactivated20210826]

oh! i can identify that. it is a vintage stand for tobacco pipes. the bowl of the pipe rests in a divot on the base (not visible due to junk) while the mouthpiece sticks up through those holes. the thing in the middle is a large covered container for your pipe tobacco, that is probably being used for weed and weed accessories. 

[nevercure]

I’ve never thought of “hedonism” as a bad term in spite of historical use, nor thought to apply it to hoarders and fratboys but now I finally understand

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[werewolf-cuddles]

Amber Heard is an abuser. Fuck her.

[ladymioka-deactivated20230701]

She can eat horse shit for all I care, that motherfucking abuser..

[werewolf-cuddles]

She’s an abuser who manipulated everyone into taking her side, and you just know that people are going to continue taking her side in spite of the evidence piling up against her.

[lolwtfmemes]

[pyjama-llama]

>start a new run in an RPG, intending to be an evil jackass

>find myself picking all the “good” options again, cause I don’t want to be mean to the NPCs

[skypig357]

Goddamn if this isn’t me. I can’t be evil in games for this reason, which is fucking idiotic