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My name is Kerri and I'm the potato whisperer. 25. Bi bi bi. Fangirl. Actual potato.

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

we’re not talking about this

or THIS

we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[tooiconic]

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

[wombatking]

Man vs. Gravity (soggy bottoms)

[plastic-pipes]

Rosalie: Did it hurt when you fell?

Bella: From heaven? No, I’m no-

Rosalie: No, I mean when you fell down the stairs. I watched you fall and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.

Bella:

Jasper: We both saw that.

[adventurouscrime]

[books-in-order]

[unicornempire]

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

[brigmorewitches-deactivated2019]

im sorry but i am 100% redeeming solas’ bitch ass and we both aren’t gonna like it but it’s how it’s gonna be

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[stars-bean]

[thebestoftumbling]

[lordwhat]

the word fucking is so harsh

but fuckin? a gentleman

[lordwhat]

*butt fuckin a gentleman

[osointricate]

“you should go back in your blog and make sure none of your posts are flagged”

um

no

[dilfosaur]

read the full comic!

i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies

[ahn-f]

[kathereal]

He did great.

[biohazerd]

A good job

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Talented

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

[undoherdamage]

@mynameiseyyyyyy

[bunjywunjy]

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

[cacklebarnacle]

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

[kedreeva]

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[thottavius-rex]

Are millennial killing the [can’t legally be considered cheese] industry?