if i see a dog in public

gena | aquarius | candy boy

[alexander]

god I want a bf so bad, like I just want someone smart n cute to makeout with

[alexander]

nvm guys are cancelled

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

just say you jacked off and go

[alexander]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

She’s looking out for you today

[tentacleteapot]

she’ll never fucking take me alive, I don’t fear her anymore

[decadentcryptid]

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[twinsfawn]

“spa-ghetti”

[fendorkian]

This still gets me everytime

[puyopuyo]

[unclefather]

[deegaynolds]

[spitecho]

[fakehistory]

Unvaccinated child reaches midlife crisis (c. 2018)

[pukicho]

I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives.

[rblooks]

Don’t gotta b rich, just forgetful

[pukicho]

I wish I was stupid as shit

[friend-suggestions]

my best friend: mentions we’re best friends

me: 💝? 💕?? 💓💕?? ? 💗? 💝💕💗? 💖💕💖❤️💗💛!!!!!

[thedevilsrain]

does anybody else have pictures like these. i want to start a collection

[thedevilsrain]

[spector]

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant? a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

[catchymemes]

[majortvjunkie]

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CALL CHONKY

[tygermama]

holy shit that cat is jacked like, what gym does it go to?

[tor-schluss-panik]

OH LAWD HE COMIN

[abitchistireddddd]

ok it would make my fucking LIFE if a jacked cat came up to me for a petting

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[killtheteendream]

i can still quote fran’s response word for word

[kohl-yis]

she

she just

she just did that

[kermitlesbian]

i accidentally airdropped this image to some girl on the subway