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byjove

took him fishing and all we caught was feelings 😔

x-h3kk3ning-x

oh, cuz y'all suck at fishing?

byjove

the fish weren’t biting but I was. nibbling on his earlobe like a skeeter.

lizzyinnie

everything’s changing so fast i can’t keep up

teaboot

I just saw a man walking around the mall holding a baby over his head making noises like the baby was a massive kaiju flattening a heavily-populated metropolis

teaboot

This doesn’t quite capture the zeitgeist but he appears to just be doing laps for kaiju baby

akashicrecord

*logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don't leave the house are saying about sex today

itsswimmingtragedycollection-de

probuccalfat

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

#mecore

ms-demeanor

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

what-even-is-thiss

All time travelers must be vaccinated against smallpox, be up to date on their flu shots, and carry flea and mosquito repellant and water purifying tablets with them. Complete your yearly cultural sensitivity training for your particular time period.

Do NOT allow some street urchin to peer pressure you into eating moldy bread. We’ve lost too many agents to that one

Also again we do NOT authorize use of the company machines to get in more study time for the cultural sensitivity training. Taking risks with the fabric of space time is not permitted for personal use.

I have been instructed to not name names but you know who you are and you have two strikes already.

wurmeatworld

#Genderfluid clown I love you genderfluid clown...

byjove

I think King Arthur should be a wildly likable guy but a deeply problematic king. That’s how I view him. So many adaptions make him as boring as cardboard, morally righteous or just a warrior. The audience should witness him continue to fuck up time and time again and be like “Aw, c’mon buddy.” Here is this guy with a boyish ebullience who was raised a foundling and is now king and prophesied to be a great king but he keeps making bad choices and committing atrocities. He’s actually still Sir Kay’s little foster brother deep in his soul, the power hasn’t corrupted him completely he just isn’t using it correctly. That’s my take on him.

polespullspolls

Which conspiracy theory is the dumbest/craziest out of these? (These are all real conspiracy theories you can find online, I didn't make them up)

The Earth is flat

Charlie Kirk faked his own death

All presidents are secretly reptilians

Our world used to be ruled by giants and the govt hides it

Most celebrities are secretly transgender

School shootings are fake and victims are actors

Dinosaurs never existed and the bones are fake

The original Native Americans were black Africans

Jackie Kennedy killed JFK

Serial killers were planted by the CIA as part of MKUltra

which conspiracy theory is the dumbest/craziest out of all these?

the earth is flat

charlie kirk faked his own death

all presidents are secretly reptilians

our world used to be ruled by giants and the govt hides it

most celebrities are secretly transgender

school shootings are fake and the victims are actors

dinosaurs never existed and the bones are fake

the original native americans were black africans

jackie kennedy killed JFK

serial killers were planted by the CIA as part of MKUltra

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

#the earth is flat simply because of the amount of people that genuinely believe it #Like the rest you won't EVER see unless it's from some nutjob and ur going down deep rabbit holes or smth #but earth is flat?#stupid simply because of the amount of people that buy into it #how large and known it's allowed to become #does that make sense?#idk I'm hungry I have hungry brain

oobbbear

I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy

#hopecore

what-even-is-thiss

Mac and cheese used to be fancy French food but then The Poors and poc started enjoying it and rich people lost interest so anyways your reminder that food snobbery is all made up and you can put cheese sauce on anything you want

#The reverse of this is lobster I believe?#isn't it that it was originally sailors who caught and ate them #and then later down the line it became rich people food

byjove

side quests from my dad: hey bud, can you identify this lizard? can you research search engine optimization for my business?

side quests from my mom: I need you to go into my downstairs closet. There is a crawlspace behind the shoe rack. Inside the crawlspace there is a cardboard Crown Royal box from the liquor store. Inside the box there are a number of cardigans I have not worn since the 1980s, you must find the navy blue one from Talbots and check the pockets. Your great grandfather’s suicide note and art deco ruby ring should be inside the right breast pocket. Have you located it? Can you use the cypher on the ring to transcribe great grandpa’s final message?

stevishabitat

tvrded

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

#Fav

joyful-soul-collector

Why did you block the last person you blocked?

Bad take on politics

Bad take on blorbo from my shows

Some flavor of bigotry

Hate ask

Got in a fight with them

Bot

They just annoyed me, they didn't actually do anything wrong

Secret 3rd option/results

Voting ended onOct 21, 2025

If you think you've seen this poll before, its because I did one exactly like this at the beginning of the year and I want to see if anything has changed since then