I Talk to the Griffins

A biochemistry major and witch of Elsewhere University. You may call me Hummingbird. I act as a link between those who wish to make a deal and those willing to accept. - I will give Tarot readings or messages from the Hummingbirds to those who wish, message for a reading and ask for a message. - Fair Folk art studies are held every second full moon.

[animentality]

[fox-moblin]

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

[hummingbird-eu]

Ough

[iguanamouth]

Have you heard of the sooty owl? They are frightening and their eyes are probably hell portals.

i DID actually while i was looking up owls a while back oh MAN they have incredible faces, like some kinda confused ghost who ended up in a bird and now just has to live with it

looks like they come in lesser and greater sooty flavors, and theyre both pretty similar except for their sizes (about 43 cm for the greater, 37 for the lesser)

theyre like someone took a barn owl and just lowered the brightness, threw some speckles in there, made their eyes a direct portal to the infinite nightmarish abyss, called it a day

the YOUNG SOOTY OWLS on the other hand dont even look like real animals. they look like someone made a dodo out of felt and accidentally left it in a dryer. owls are great

(photos from x  x  x)

[sweetoothgirl]

Hummingbird Cake

[crows-and-roses]

@hummingbird-eu

[hummingbird-eu]

ohmygoshcakeyesplease

[elsewhereuniversity]

Can I please have a safename that's already been given to another? I want to try something... In exchange I offer the literal shadows of whatever was given when the name was first given (I suspect there are a number that have gone missing from your collection)

How about Ambergris, then?

[crows-and-roses]

What’s the experiment, @hummingbird-eu ?

[hummingbird-eu]

Now now Silver, you know I’ll share the details once I write up my report. Confidentiality and all that.

[hummingbird-eu]

crochet is another form of witchcraft

[elsewhereuniversity]

Would the Gentry enjoy urban fantasy fiction? What would happen if you gave them part one of a series? Freely given, of course. But on a bookmark in the back, a note, "this is part 1 of XX in the series. There's more if you want them"

Here is where this path leads: you, a misshapen figure in a floor-length bathrobe, lurking at the edge of the forest, hissing at passerby to come and take a look at The Goods. Opening a side of the bathrobe to reveal that every possible inch has been covered with book-sized pockets. You are carrying a dozen different series at any given time. The bathrobe-bookstore weighs at least 70 lbs. You are fuckin ripped from slinking around in it day after day. Various Gentry will spend days trying to track you down for the next book in the series. You no longer worry about student debt.

[hummingbird-eu]

This is all I long for in life.

[elsewhereuniversity]

Hello dear Archivist, it has been a rather long while. I apologize, I got caught up in my studies and changing into… and changing. How are you? Do you still have the friendship bracelet I gave you so long ago?

hummingbird

I do! It caused me some concern, a few weeks back - the gold thread that’s woven through it took on a bitter chill and began to tarnish even as I watched. I was relieved when it very abruptly warmed once more, hoping that signified fortune turning in your favor. However changed or changing, it’s good to hear from you once more!

[hummingbird-eu]

That is good to hear, friend. I should hope that I will keep in better contact with you now that calm has come.

hummingbird

[hummingbird-eu]

@knowone-else-blog

Seán says hello. Apparently you two have been having brunch and not inviting me?

[paintedface-eu]

I like brunch

[hummingbird-eu]

Well we can always go for brunch PF, I enjoy it too.

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Normal ask meme

Nothing odd here, just some normal asks.

1. Where did you hide the body?

2. Favorite rock?

3. Worst dream you ever had?

4. Answer this with a lyric from the first song that comes to your mind

5. Does blood make you uncomfortable?

6. Even numbers or Odd numbers?

7. Something you hate that you love?

8. The first initial of someone you hate?

9. Make up an Acrostic for the word “Exsanguinate”

10. Do you enjoy corndogs?

11. Favorite movie from the year 2005?

12. Least favorite music genre?

13. Have any terrible restaurant experiences?

14. Three things that you would never want to come near you?

15. What is the worst way for you to die? (In your opinion)

16. any unsual habits?

17. One emoji that you probably have never used?

18. Write a three sentence horror story about a gatorade bottle.

19. Do you know what old bay is?

20. Can you dance?

21. What first comes to mind when you see rope?

22. Make an obscure reference

23. What is your favorite color for a balloon?

24. If you were ever to got court, would you most likely be innocent or guilty?

25. Are you hungry?

26. Do you have an unlucky number?

27. What does “JMD” stand for?

28. Random Inside joke?

29. What sends chills up your spine?

30. How many questions are currently in your inbox?

31. Someone (real) who scares you? 

32. Run or Hide?

33. Who is the last person who made you angry?

34. What’s going on in your head?

35. One little thing that makes you smile?

36. Are you a decisive person?

37. Would people describe you as a paranoid person?

38. What store would you be the least likely to be found in?

39. Do you like hats? If so, what’s your favorite type?

40. Bowties or Ties?

41. Who?

42. What?

43. Where?

44. When?

45. Why?

46. How?

47. Do you collect anything?

48. What time is it?

49. Favorite mode of transportation?

50. Would you ever kill someone to save someone else?

51. Make a joke

52. .eserver ni gnihtemos etirW

53. Would your dash be considered SFW?

54. Do you like to cuddle?

55. What makes you angry?

56. How many voices are in your head?

57. Do you consider yourself mentally stable?

58. Are you easily offended?

59. What’s wrong with taking the backstreets?

60. Any questions you want people to ask you?

[xx-pink-lars-is-best-lars-xx]

Totally do this

[tree4life25]

I’m off today, ask me stuff!

[justanotherpurplebutterfly]

Go for it!

[hummingbird-eu]

@knowone-else-blog

Seán says hello. Apparently you two have been having brunch and not inviting me?

[monkeearmada]

[hummingbird-eu]

might fuck around and give myself some fae dna because i’m sick of being human

[hummingbird-eu]

What? Marvel exists in Elsewhere too.

@ask-spiderpool I quite enjoyed wasting away time reading! Your art has grown so much throughout the 7 years.

[hummingbird-eu]

Hi! OOC post here. I’m Bunny, I take care of this blog. I am in a biochem major at a university in Scotland right now, and as you may have noticed, have not posted in a long, long time. Christmas break is coming up, so I am going to attempt to write a backlog of posts. Thanks to those of you who continue to like my short omens, stories, etc. after all this time away :)

[hummingbird-eu]

there are remnants. they exist; if only you know where to look.

not on the fir trees or the white pines. not on the evergreens at all.

on the white oaks, the sugar maples, the aspens. the remnants of their War remains. blood was spilled. blood of Chameleons among those that fall.

there are remnants, they exist; if only you know where to look.

[elsewhereuniversity]

Can you taste the burning wings, Archivist?

I would rather not, all things considered

[hummingbird-eu]

Hmm. I suppose that that’s fair.

[normal-horoscopes]

It makes me sad when you call okatsu a failed catgirl homunculus :( I think having mouths for eyes is an indication of success

I CHECKED SHE DOESNT HAVE A SOUL WHICH BY DEFINITION MAKES HER A FAILED HOMONCULUS

BUT SHE IS COMPLETE IN MY HEART

[hummingbird-eu]

H u h???

[hummingbird-eu]

a note from a friend of mine

He! Is! Not! There!

they always tell you that they are! don’t believe don’t believe don’t believe don’t believe!

it isn’t right to trust or to untrust. just make a decision and stick to it!

the work has no meaning beyond what you give it, so just give! just give!

they are not there anymore but they came to be through fire and blood and marrow and purple irises and birch leaves and there is nothing that can could stop it!

don’t let them go just hug tight and Know!

Know!

Know!

Know!!!!

a friend