Holy-Shit-Somebody

You come for the funny and stay for the... funny

[mormondad-deactivated20160509]

real life high school advice:

dont slack 

be friends with everyone 

kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

[bungusfordayz]

Stay on the right fucking side of the hallway

[sunpalms]

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

[sunpalms]

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

[sunpalms]

update: I banged him

[mentalismcentral-blog]

[vexstacy]

#How are you even still alive

[shadymademedoit]

# why would you do that

[ariana805]

[chelsealovegun-deactivated20180]

[postllimit]

one day the louvre will thank me for this free advertising

[altairyourhairoutbitch-deactiva]

do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it

[baby-yoda]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[premiumlewd]

[atlas-hour]

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

[reaperchild]

how the fuck did they film that scene 

[clvbpenguin]

they threw a radio at his face

[maneuverboy-deactivated20151011]

fuck bowser

but also fuck bowser

…amirite?

[omgs]

[rhaenys]

[onlytwitterpics]

[andrewbelami]

why did I gain 100 followers while I was gone

[all-naturl]

Because you were gone

[andrewbelami]

[lordnintendoom64-deactivated202]

[boredpanda]

[whateverstop]

I’m sobbing omfg

[occultlylittlespace]

Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.

[notsomolly]

i haz a warm

[hanukkahlewinsky]

is this what having a penis is like