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cricket (they/them) a vaguely artistic twenty something ( Ao3 // PicMix )

[toasted-cricket]

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Hello hello, welcome to my blog. My name is Cricket (they/them) and I have been on this site for far too fucking long lmao. I like to make things sometimes, but mostly I just reblog and ramble in the tags. Follow for a fun time. ✌️

(Not at all related to @/cricket-toast, even though we have similar style blogs i think? I wanted a url to match my Ao3 url but couldn't snag it at the time 🤷‍♂️)

Currently posting a lot about:

The Muppets

The Murderbot Diaries

Dan & Phil

Hermitcraft / Life Series and Minecraft in general

Iron Lung / Markiplier

Project Hail Mary

Some tags to look at:

#cricket draws (art i have personally made)

#cricket's picmix adventures (gifs i have made on PicMix.com, a gif creation site similar to Blingee)

#art inspo (other artists' work i find inspiring!)

#space (space stuff!!)

Other places you can find me online:

banner gifs | minecraft achievement generator

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[theprofessional-amateur]

[thesituation]

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

[moniquill]

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

[vergess]

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

[commodorecliche]

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[rylandsgrace]

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[aidashakur]

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[imdrinkingmiso]

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

[taavicleric]

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[unclefather]

[kilgarraara]

searching for a memory

[godkissedme]

It’s important to me that my nonsense remain high quality

[emilyaxford]

Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72

The 72-year-old British actor also had roles in shows including Merlin and Little Britain.

:((((((((((

[toasted-cricket]

a Ribbit can be a type of dead wife

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this