Hunk2

Oh no Elektrik boogaloo

[unclefather]

ok this genuinely made me laugh so hard but its because i dont know what it means at all whatsoever 

[hunkgul]

god damm it i got a stomachache

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Andrew Lloyd Webber is such a force of chaos and I love that for him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Losing my mind over this comment. the randomness, the fanciful imagery, the lack of meaningful context. 10/10 great job tumblr

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

andrew lloyd webber aka the creator of Phantom of the opera and Cats, but more importantly the man responsible for the Sexy Thomas the Tank Engine musical adaption

[zerozara1807]

The sexy?? Thomas the tank engine?? musical adaptation?? WHAT??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh yes I am delighted to introduce you to the spectacle on roller skates known as the STARLIGHT EXPRESS!

it’s the 9th longest running theatre show in West End history and, for some reason, the most successful musical in Germany?

the first song Webber wrote (ultimately removed from the final production) was called ENGINE OF LOVE. It was originally written for an American soul singer who could sing three notes simultaneously in the style of a steam whistle.

yeah. absolute banger

[saltyvsparrow]

I have never seen Starlight Express, but this twitter thread has me curious.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“I have become God; God gets to write a musical where everyone is on roller skates”

[hunkgul]

i never thought of the fact that some poeple might not know od starlight express

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I think we should make memes out of ancient Mesopotamian clay tablets

[hunkgul]

tiny bag

[queer-as-frikc]

this is an experiment:

trying to prove something to my friends

REBLOG IF YOU THINK PANSEXUALITY AND BISEXUALITY ARE TWO DIFFERENT, VALID SEXUALITIES

[dankmemeuniversity]

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

didn't even realize the face lmaOO

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Face..?

Oh

OH I SEE IT ALSJGJSGSJSK

[hunkgul]

aha im too dislexic for this i am save

[cognitohazardous]

im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

[icrsftlom-deactivated20210618]

[leafcrunch]

[xxtc-96xx]

newborns need a few minutes to fully inflate

[hunkgul]

get the builder bear guy in, her water broke!!

[thewintersoldier]

DOCTOR WHO • S05E10 ❝Vincent and the Doctor❞

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

oof ouch my heart

[hunkgul]

i fricking sobbed hard while watching it

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[hunkgul]

god i didnt know he needed inner monolg

[amphibianaday]

You are amazing and I just so the frog in the nuggies. Please show him eating some

day 542

[hunkgul]

this is better than i imagined it and your art is so cute and just raidiates good vibes

[hunkgul]

when was i supposed to find out tumblr has a rainbow Caterpillar? because i sis just now and im happy

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[hunkgul]

he does have one

[archliches]

having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

[archliches]

and explaining anything like this

[hunkgul]

some times is spinning and Cuts me

[megustamemes]

[bobdylansgayguitar]

IAN YOU PRIVK

[gaymoods]

When gays sit in a couch

[patchworkfox]

Tag yourself, I’m literally all of them.

[hunkgul]

im IAN.

[amygdalae]

having a normal one on etsy today

[wander-in-arda]

catholic school teachers grading shit like

[hunkgul]

i wanna know how fast the shipping was now as it is the closet thing to god apperantly

[writhinglittlethings-deactivate]

"You can't mock Prince Philip's death! He was a person!"

[hunkgul]

yes but we dont wanna be dicks to the queen so let her have some time before roasting the shit out of that even alive cript keeping looking ass

[otherwindow]

Mermaids LOVE shoes. 

Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t. 

When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.

[otherwindow]

In multiple mermaid languages, the words for “bag” and “footwear” are interchangeable. In a sense, it’s poetic, as footwear is needed to “carry” yourself on land.

[otherwindow]

Helping send out messages across the seven seas.

[otherwindow]

[big-ass-magnet]

sailor: oh my god…thank you for rescuing me…I owe you my life…how can I ever repay you?

mermaid: *points to his feet*

sailor: I don’t under–

mermaid: give me your shoes

sailor: what?

mermaid: GIVE ME YOUR

[hunkgul]

why is the sailor wearing crocs? Is he just like an older man who is a hooby sailor and has a little boat and ge wears crocks and like a hawaii shirt

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[hunkgul]

we all know that loved ones are the devils favorite corency