fuck it, we ball

apologies to those of you who followed me for a specific fandom, i bounce between several like a hot potato

[hunterboysbelt112]

Hello! This is the link to a GoFundMe for a close friend in a perilous situation, please donate and/or share if you are able, anything helps:

https://gofund.me/f761c510e

[3000s]

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

[pegasuswyvern9]

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

[3000s]

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this

[katmaibearfan]

just had to share this gif LunaCre on explore made of 806jr "adjusting the camera" yesterday, i love this little guy so much, y'all

[anomalousdata]

Youth fascination with technology. He's going to be a TikTok star

[katmaibearfan]

LMAO

[katmaibearfan]

Originally Posted: July 31, 2024

The cub in this gif now has his own number! He is bear 606.

As the bears are off on their august walkabouts, I have decided to queue some popular posts I've made over the last couple of years. Enjoy!

[anomalousdata]

Update: Bear 606 is now a grown man, an influencer!

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[pepsi-maxwell]

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

[rickybabyboy]

well me? im the awesome

ID: Close up portrait of an orange and white looking off camera with big baby eyes

[normal-horoscopes]

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

[winonaparadise]

an indulgent spider-man comic by any other name

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[molabuddy]

lets be friends...!!

[softboyshaven]

Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

[darthlenaplant]

Holmes really went:

[getvalentined]

This is what we mean when we say everyone should support people with disabilities

[burnbrighterthanever]

Be the Sherlock Holmes chasing domestic abusers with a riding crop that you wish to see in the world.

[dozydawn]

[lew-basnight]

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

[gore-maballer]

the world is so beautiful

[outofcontextarthur]

[clacy2812]

Someone pointed out her nails were short when she's with her girls soooo

[clacy2812]

Lemme see your face - Part 3/3

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Honestly I shouldve seen this coming looking at the votes but there will be extra content! Theyre in the making :>

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[juunipupu]

Knight and a Second chance