It Is I, Magnus Longspear

I'm Hanna and I won't rest until people stop using text speak. I'm Swedish and 25 years old. Follow for phallocentric Viking puns.

[succulentbud]

post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[marcy-the-martian]

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

[disc80s]

putin isn’t resigning thats just a rumor started by tabloids and has 0 credibility, just a heads up!

thank u but i choose to continue spreading this false information

[brightereyes]

it’s time for us interference in russian politics

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

forget zodiac forget mbti…. the real personality indicator is what u pretended to be while u were swimming…. for me personally it was an otter

[his-shining-tears]

You are what you eat.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hwddell]

🤠

[railroadsoftware]

me every single time i log on this god forsaken site 

[justcatposts]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I’m at the Dark Candy Store, buying Sorrowful Ranchers

[tropiyas]

Hershey’s Punches

[pukicho]

thoughts on?

No. Thoughts are currently off.

[joshkiszkastolemysoul]

“Nature is enlightening, it’s freedom.. For a lot of people, it’s God or a higher being of greater power.” -Josh M. kiszka

[theproblematicblogger]

If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

[spreadworldpeace]

fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood

[theproblematicblogger]

Is it too late to change my answer

[pietriarchy]

really

[themadd]

Stealing a plotline from a show for your daydreams like

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[weaver-z]

Hazbin Hotel is Family Guy for Tumblr users who used to ship Dipper Pines with a humanized white twink version of Bill Cipher

[famicom]

sentences to explain to a 14th century monk

[marzipanandminutiae]

high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

[dreaming-jaybird]

We are just recovering from the 90s