The Pre-Sexual fantasies of a Broken Boy

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[hurricane-artstuff]

so i’m considering coming back to tumblr again, in the meantime have some Tucker

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

[hurricane-artstuff]

since this hellsite has already flagged my art on both my sfw/nsfw accounts, i no longer feel comfortable posting here, and while i won’t delete this blog, it may likely get taken down by tumblr itself eventually, so until they decide to undo their stance, this’ll be my last post here but i will like to thank each and every one of you for following and supporting me here, and i wouldn’t be anywhere without all of you guys, and i definitely don’t want to leave you all hanging, so here’s other places you can find me

Twitter:

SFW: https://twitter.com/RetroHurricane NSFW:https://twitter.com/hurricane_smutt

FA:

SFW: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/hurricane128/ NSFW: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/hurri-smuttstuff/

Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/RetroHurricane

Ko-Fi:

https://ko-fi.com/8d2017ba8644426

[thehomebrood]

A while back, I made a post that gained some traction called Why You Should Listen To The Homebrood.

Now, I’m here to tell you why you should totally still listen to us, but also follow us elsewhere!

Today, Tumblr announced a completely daft approach to their pedo/philia problem in the form of scrubbing all NS/FW content from the site. This is their dumb attempt to appeal to the Apple Store to get their app back on the store after it was discovered that child porno/graphy was being posted to Tumblr. 

As most of us know by now… Pedo/philes, Nazis, Hate Groups, and all sorts of disgusting people have been frequenting this website for a long time. Despite the community’s pleas to ban these people, Tumblr let it get out of hand until Apple had to make an executive decision to pull Tumblr’s app off their app store… yeah. It got that bad! 

Nazis, TERFs, and other Hate Groups are still allowed here, but now “female presenting nipples” and NS/FW content have got to go. This negatively impacts se/x workers, responsible NS/FW content creators, and everyone in between. This negatively impacts SFW blogs and creators too, as a massive portion of tumblr’s userbase will be leaving due to this decision. 

As much as I’d love to bail completely on this site and it’s heinous decisions and greedy practices, we do have a decent following here. As a result, I have to stick around until we build up a following elsewhere. We need your help to do that. 

This blog is a side blog attached to my main. I’m going to do my best to scrub this and my main blog of any NS/FW content, in hopes I don’t get banned. It’s important you follow us elsewhere in the event this happens! 

Other places you can find us:

Twitter YouTube SoundCloud Podbean Pillowfort.io (coming soon) Informational Website

[sethswan]

[lreynajr-deactivated20210129]

Good news, everyone. There will be no dog humping in the new Transformers movie.

[hurricane-artstuff]

since tumblr is being a butt again and i’m scared of losing my account eventually

here’s a link to other places you can find my art since i update those more frequently Twitter: https://twitter.com/RetroHurricane

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RetroHurricane i also have my new email, [email protected] if you wish to contact me

[sailing-your-ships]

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

[disparition]

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

[annlarimer]

I said it to a faucet today. 

[simplyfx]

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

[noble-moon]

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

[daniellewade]

dude is a way of life

[sevenmoths-deactivated20250325]

full offense but the increase in cop shows in recent years being concurrent with the more widespread condemnation of the police is not a fucking coincidence

[vague-humanoid]

‘Dragnet’ was straight up LAPD propaganda, on national TV for years

The show created the idea of the American cop, but racial rebellions shattered that image

Since the inception of television, portrayal of crime and justice has been a central feature on television. In particular, the police are fe

Some history, cop shows exist to make the public like cops.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Remember when I said this and people where mad because I would kiss the ground B99 walked on?

[shinosarna]

Original detective stories of Sherlock Holmes: depict police as stiff and lacking imagination

Later developments from early 20th century (Agatha Christie and such): similarly, police is stupid and easily tricked by criminals, and smart amateurs have to save the day

around 1930s ‘hardboiled’ and noir fiction: police are every bit and corrupt and detestable as criminals, and sometimes ARE the gangsters. These are almost entirely realistic, as they’re often written from actual experiences of real private detectives

1940s, vigilante detective fiction like Batman and the Shadow: where as always, police is portrayed as at worst corrupt and at best useless, and it’s up to brilliant people in masks to solve crimes

1950s: SUDDENLY with Dragnet, police are all brilliant crimefighter heroes who solve all the crimes, and are Always Lawful Good, and criminals are Always Chaotic Evil

onwards: 80-90% of detective fiction is about cops, and usually follows the Dragnet formula (e.g. stuff like CSI)

Thesis: police procedural is a predatory creation that has co-opted the notoriously anti-cop genre of detective fiction, whose primary starting idea was that cops were little more than thugish brutes, unsuited to subtle scientific art of solving crimes, and turned it into shallow propaganda.

Thesis point 2: Scooby Doo are the only unproblematic modern detective stories.

[yidquotes]

It is a negative commandment not to hate in one’s heart any decent person.

Notice the bold decent, as in it’s perfectly fine to hate those people who murder, maim and harm. Righteous anger is the only appropriate response to the acts that occurred today. May Hashem blot out his name.

[color-palettes]

Sorry this has like.. nothing to do with color palettes, but I found this 3D program really neat :0! If you are Very Bad at UV mapping like i am but wanna make cute low poly things, this looks pretty easy to use! I believe the creator is giving out free keys on their forums.

Crocotile Site (also, the name is a pun! even more ideal tbh!)

[mistercrowbar]

I got the test copy of Unbound: Volume 2! It’s got comic scenes, sketches, and session summaries from the second year of our D&D campaign, including a new 10-page comic! I’ll have it and the first volume for sale at Hal-Con this year, and online sales in November. Keep an eye out! :D

It wasn’t until I started writing for the book that I realised the whole thing was a giant fetch quest but it was still just… so good. It took me a week to emotionally recover from the end of Saga 3.

[mistercrowbar]

You can buy this and volume 1 online now!

https://mistercrowbar.storenvy.com/

[michigrim]

I can’t believe Yoko Taro gave a really deep provocative thought on game design and violence in society while talking through a sock puppet.

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

gamer bros be like ‘capitalism is good and is what gives me the opportunity to play games’ and then log into reddit and post 3000 threads about “now that i work full-time i don’t have the energy anymore to play games or maintain an interest in them. anybody else feel this way?”

[autasticanna]

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

- Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

- being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

- not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

- on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

- in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

- getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

- as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

- It’s not your responsibility to fix your bully or to stop the abuse they send your way, but some adults sure will act like it is.

[emeraldmercury]

- Many times (especially in the case of girls) your friends can be your bullies. This makes things even worse as these are people who know you and your intimate secrets and use them to their advantage. If your friends are bullies, don’t take crap from them. Get new friends. 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

im gonna throw in that its never your fault, people will pick a target to gang up on because theyd rather it be you than them. even if you think “this must be because im weird”- everyone is weird, in different ways. anyone can be made a target. it’s not just you for some reason in particular, i promise.

[spankzilla85]

As someone who was told that nobody would ever love me because of my interests (by someone who I thought I could trust), these are important lessons to internalize. Don’t let them make you into a bitter person, of course, but learn to recognize a bully when you see one, even if it takes a long time to realize it.

[mainflopgirl]

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

[mainflopgirl]

what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….

[mainflopgirl]

[mxnrique]

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

[cottonginandjuice]

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and  redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.

[peterparkesfluff-blog]

Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

[dragoneffect]

[echothief]

Okay but it ISN’T bad writing, though.

Thanos is not a good guy, nor is he meant to be correct.

“Okay but why didn’t you do _____” points out a flaw in the CHARACTER’S thinking, not the WRITERS’ thinking.

If Thanos did it “right” we wouldn’t have a movie.

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn’t the funniest thing i’ve ever read

[trenchgun]

im pretty sure red and blue weren’t programmed but just sort of… mutated into cartridges

[prettyflyforajeskai]

Red and blue are why QA teams were invented

[biggaybunny]

for fuck’s sake they weren’t badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It’s so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It’s frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when programmers had to get creative. Not currently using a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can’t just leave it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle them, keep careful track so we can restore them when we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or can we also use it for, say, a seed value? And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn’t save in because it’d DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn’t have. I can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work. And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they missed? They produce this behavior because the game REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if you try hard enough, but goddamn it’s resilient. It just plugs away with garbage data in memory for as long as possible. Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch that the Wright Brothers didn’t make a jet engine? These are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn book that others would use as gospel. Sincerely, a pissed off goddamn programmer.

[celestialmechanic]

The Game Boy has 8 kilobytes of RAM. Most of the icons on this site could not fit into the working memory of a Game Boy intact.