Shut up and scroll.

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[crushcardvirus]

have you guys seen this

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

[Transcript.

Chef (voiceover): I'm a private chef for a famous billionaire and here's the average meal I cook. I start with chopping some green onions and shredding cabbage, and then I get it into that wok, then I keep chopping some -

Kaiba: Dammit. I lost to him again.

Chef: Oh Mr. Kaiba, welcome home s-

Kaiba: Quiet! Blue Eyes white Dragon nuggies. Now.

Chef: But sir, th-this is the fourth time -

Kaiba: No questions! Just do it.

Chef: *heavy sigh*

End transcript]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[outsidewolves]

[the-big-mood]

Taking the trash out at night be like 😂

[yorgen-sh]

[segamascott]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD”

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[monkeysaysficus]

“Eviscerated by a fireball”

[hurtsdozentits]

Looks great but yet another game I’ll never play cause no PC 😞

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[original-character-chaos]

These ain't staying in the tags

[dogpuppy]

[thegenderdruid]

When you hear the name Mike, who is the first person who comes to mind?

Mike Adenuga

Mike Bloomburg

Mike D

Mike Ditka

Mike McRoberts

Mike Oldfield

Mike Portnoy

Mike Shinoda

Mike Tan

Mike Zunino

Someone else??? are there other people named Mike???

Voting ended onFeb 2

[hurtsdozentits]

Mike “the situation”

[burntundertones]

[alisonzai]

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

i would roast you but my mom said not to burn trash

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

YOU CANNOT BE FOR REAL RIGHT NOW

[sovietnam]

[globalintellectualbeverage]

[frostythelawfullchaotic]

@deplcythebattery