The Jokester

Blogs that I find funny and interesting...and pictures of myself. 

[hutness]

I apologize for not posting anything. It's been a minute. I'll try to get back on schedule. lol

[hutness]

Normal selfie for a change. :"P

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[kingzhanni]

for the last time, his name isnt ratatouille, its ratatouilles monster

[hutness]

A selfie for a change.

[babyanimalgifs]

If you’re having a bad day, watch this

[hutness]

[goodbearcomics]

[ampervadasz]

[garbage-empress]

she who controls the frogs controls it all

[pizza]

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

[bisexualkamina]

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

[lolthandfound]

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

[smallnico]

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

[princephantasm-blog-deactivated]

#those wacky Romans

[sweetcstpeaches]

so what happened when triplets were born 

[photosynthesexual]

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream

[troyler-dipped-in-ranch-deactiv]

why did you censor the word h*ck

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

because it’s a fucking bad word

[profoak-deactivated20140217]

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

[holdyou-sweetlyinmyhead-blog]

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

[strayfriend]

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

[invisiblechickens]

yesterday with ur mom

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

[squeakykins]

#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

[gollumswinky]

who the fuck does

[radio-sparks]

i the fuck do

[whathashectoreverdonetome-blog]

what the fuck man

[kvothe-kingkiller]

fuck you

[taddle]

This is how civil wars are started

[glitterweave]

[mikleos-deactivated20160315]

burge

[charlesoberonn]

For 12 hours, there’re no food regulations, everything is legal.

[robthehuman]

[based-world]

Fuck thats a good ass optical illusion. I can’t even see the circles.