Not nsfw I promise

-------------okay I lied it is------------- y'all this is quite possibly the weirdest mish mosh of grown up stuff you will ever see, I have shit from all corners so I suggest turning around now. Like I am ashamed that you have to lay eyes on this. name a kink and its probably on this blog.

[whitethorngames]

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[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you’re curious here’s what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

op is a vampire who painted works in all of these times

[cursed-and-haunted]

[triviallytrue]

i bet the dick is insane

[tapewormin]

Banger notes this eve

[raaorqtpbpdy]

I was not expecting the guy who flipped a chunk of meat in simmering oil with his bare hand to use the fucking cat face filter when he ate this monstrosity at the end that gave me emotional whiplash wtf

[maculategiraffe]

you know the big problem with detective fiction nowadays is that all the detectives are fucking cops

like acab obviously but apart from that they're simply boring as hell. fuck off with your crime solving you're literally just doing your stupid job. the only people who should be solving fictional crimes are civilian vigilantes. little old ladies, short dithery priests, upper class twits with ptsd from world war one, well-heeled young ladies accidentally named after famous courtesans, etc.

neurodivergent private investigators can stay but you're on thin fucking ice

[plum-soup]

It’s because detective fiction is no longer detective fiction, it’s copaganda. Like the artistic merits of the crime fiction/mystery/hard boiled genre have mostly been cast aside in favor of plots and characters designed to exaggerate and romanticize the importance of the police force to the smooth functioning of society

[elodieunderglass]

Thanks for the upper class twits representation OP , I owe you

[sexycraisinthanos]

Detective fiction then: the cops hate them because people go to them when the cops refuse to help for some objective reason

Detective fiction now: a cop breaks 30 laws to prove a person is guilty and faces no repercussions because of it

[autisticsupervillain]

Columbo AU where the good detective calls these cops out on their bs and makes them face consequences for their actions.

[dragonanon]

Me: "The Elktaur is a tragic example of how self-loathing and insecurities can lead you down a self-destructive path where you ultimately hurt everyone around you, and how love can become extremely toxic if healthy boundaries and expectations aren't maintained. The Elktaur as a whole is an incredibly complex character, and it could be argued that he could've been redeemed due to the fact that as the Elktaur, he didn't necessarily do anything bad himself; it was the split parts of him that did everything. However since the two halves are what he's made of, the actions and behavior of the nowhere king and the general are TECHNICALLY his by extension. It really depends whether you see the Elktaur as his own individual with the memories of his two halves, or just the nowhere king and the general stuck together in a single body with separate thoughts."

Also me: "Heeheehoo elk man hot~"

[jam-campasta]

yall don't understand, I'm obsessed

[vivizcroissant]

Does it ever drive you crazy

Just how fast the night changes

[calamity-unlocked]

Amphibia + The Onion Headlines pt. 3

Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 4, Pt. 5, Pt. 6

[teeth-town]

˚ ♡ ⋆｡˚

[violenceenthusiast]

literally i’m thriving

[violenceenthusiast]

this is how i feel

[ruhiana]

Really!? My favorite candy is coming back!?!! Please don’t tease my heart I’m so excited now ;3; !!

[ask-spiderpool]

[diddly-darn-ghost]

phantom planet shoulda just been about danny being very proud of his space-themed ghost lair

[comets-nix]

We're not from around here🪐

[tempural]

Good friends!

[neo-soulless]

I told my friend I wanted to get back with my ex a couple years ago and she told me “like a dog to it’s own vomit 😔” and theres still a patch in my scalp

[cloudbeam]

[knaiifu]

🍓 🍓 🍓

[seagull-scribbles]

A birthday card for @natssketche

José could easily go see Donald for his birthday- but the travel restrictions are in place for a reason and a friend as great as Donald is more than worth the wait 💕 🎁