maybe

brb just teething an impalpable bit of leather while yarrow, heather & hollyhock awkwardly molt along the shore neopets tumblr | sims 4 tumblr see me live on twitch

[nikolaijanak]

[crafterfive]

My partner made this comic, and it is beautiful and amazing, and you’re all missing out by not seeing the original on paper because it’s even prettier there!

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[redstonedust]

ship dynamic idea what if theres was a woman,.. . and. annother. woman........... together....r....

[goblord-deactivated20240911]

we were not born to text we were put on this earth to smoke blunts and jerk eachother off in massive fields of soft grass on a breezy sunny day

[tothechaos]

[in the notes app] there is an ancient evil inside of me and it will devour anyone who gets too close to me whole

[30 seconds later in the group chat] OMGGGGG if we were pigeons we would absolutely make a nest together #ournest

[girlmostlikely]

Tweet of all time

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[hwi-noree]

not doing good

[hwi-noree]

every time ive had enough of my own bullshit and decide to have a day where i've slept properly and eat nutrients and clean my room and do my laundry and dishes i just end up crying and crying and crying once i sit down, i think it's bc i feel closer to a normal person again but i'm very much not that anymore

[hwi-noree]

i am so incredibly deeply sad and it's getting harder and harder to remind myself i'll feel better some day

[currentlyonstandbi]

everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[groovysarity]