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She/her | Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Sbg, LoZ, funny shit, ancient greece, whatever I'm hyperfixiating on at any given time

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[mistressaccost]

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

[wolfythewitch]

unwilling lover alongside lover all too willing

[aziscribs]

"I wish there were more lesbians in greek mythology!" Dude Rosy and Dawn are getting it on in the background of almost every epic. What do you mean.

[rockshitty]

I love what we've done with the word "ratatouille." It's kinda like how we fucked up the popular understanding of the word inception, except we borrowed a word from a language we usually copy 1:1 and assigned it a wildly unrelated meaning. Hell with the tomatoes. Steer that man by his hair.

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

virgil’s epic is sculpted. homer’s are sung. the aeneid is a marble monument, intricately carved. the iliad and odyssey are living things, breathing, messy, howling in pain and laughter and blood. does this make any sense at all

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

virgil’s epic is sculpted. homer’s are sung. the aeneid is a marble monument, intricately carved. the iliad and odyssey are living things, breathing, messy, howling in pain and laughter and blood. does this make any sense at all

[hxmxgx]

Me, just now getting normal about WYFILWMA, knowing that Jorge is going to write the most heartbreaking, gut wrenching songs abt Achilles and Patroclus:

[thoodleoo]

trying to prove a point to my homophobic parents!!

reblog if you think it's okay to drag the corpse of your rival around the walls of his home city on account of your unrelenting rage

[jediplinth]

You can only post this once a year

[clown-guitar]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[mangonetics]

In fact if you say dumb shit like seggs or unalive they beat you with hammers here

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[landmineblogging]

bestie idek how to describe myself

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[notquitehumanwrites]

*Kneels down and touches dirt* Something terrible happened here

[processes]

[godisafujoshi]

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[bubobubosibericus]

[porcupine-girl]

Tumblr? Having shoelace opinions?

[x3nshit]

another shitty thing about being the eldest daughter who based her worth on academics and how useful she can be to others is that it physically hurts to ask for help even when we desperately need it. it's an internalized belief that we should we able to figure out everything on our own and it sucks

[boycub]

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

[boycub]

Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought I’d reblog this again

[archdemonsblood]

And if “don’t be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker” isn’t enough for you, consider 

You can’t tell how old a kid is just by looking. I’ve known multiple 5th graders who were taller than I am, and I’m 25 years old. With their faces hidden by masks, you won’t be able to tell they’re elementary schoolers, but they still are. 

Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or-treating, and they only get paid in candy. 

You don’t know if that teenager is developmentally disabled. 

You don’t know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience before.

You don’t know if this is that teenager’s first Halloween in America, and they just want to experience a piece of American culture.

You don’t know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the year. 

You don’t know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today. 

And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head. 

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

and even if it is just a bored 16/17 year old out trying to see what free shit they can get. is it really gonna kill you to give them a fun sized milky way from the multipack you bought at poundland? That thing didn’t even cost you 5p, just give the kid the sugar, say “nice costume”, and let it go.

[honey-sunny-bee]

There are worse things a teenager could be doing on Halloween instead of trick-or-treating.

[fangirltothefullest]

It’s been kind if an unspoken rule in my college town that if college students show up at your door in costume you give them candy because they’re also out to have fun and it’s way nicer for the students to trick or treat instead of going out and getting drunk. It’s also a way for the people who don’t want to party and don’t want to drink to have fun so like, we need to stop getting angry at people older than 6 wanting to dress up and get candy.

Heck, we even offer the parents a bit of candy too! It’s all good fun~!

[fymo-blogs]

Fr, I always hate the ‘you’re too old for trick or treating’ bullcrap.

[the-haiku-bot]

Fr, I always

hate the ‘you’re too old for trick

or treating’ bullcrap.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yttd-enjoyer]

“your too old for trick or treating” please go bathe in Douglass MacAuthor’s sea of irradiated cobalt. bitch.